Bling When You’re Mingin’

[Intro , voiceover]
We got an APB out on Dustin the Turkey, that's Dustin the Turkey. Over

[Chorus]
Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

[Verse 1]
It's the D-U-S-T-I-N-T
If you want to be fly then chill with the Turkey
Before you try, here's a word to all you mingers
Bring all the bling if you want to hang with the swinger

I got it all, yes I do, got me crib in the 'Brack
Got me homies in the 'Noggin, wear Dunnes on me back
Whеn I cruise through me town in me pimpеd up HiAce
All the girlies scream and say... riot

[Chorus]
Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

[Verse 2]
Check out me jewels from me beak to me toes
I got so much bling I don't know where it all goes
There's only one turkey with more flash than me
Soon he'll be number two, ain't that right Louis?

I won't forget me roots and I won't forget me friends
Even when I'm way bigger than Shane Lynch or Eminem
When I get home to Donnybrook I'll still be blingin'
But keepin' it real for me fans I'll be singin'

[Chorus]
Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

[Bridge]
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Like it's all got tailfeathers
Hey, look, Ray D'arcy!
Hey shorty, when's your birthday?
Hey shorty, when's your birthday?
I wanna get you some bling!

[Chorus]
Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

[Verse 3]
Hey check this out 50 cent a jewel
No that's what it cost, it's only stuck on with glue
Let's get this party started, I'm a generous turkey
Come groove to me tunes and the Mi Wadi's on me

[Chorus]
Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

Bling when you're mingin'
Bling when you're mingin'
If you wanna hang with me
But you're ming then you gotta bling

[Outro - voiceover]
Reporting from downtown. Breaking news
We can confirm that Dustin the Turkey
Is, in fact, minging