Dustin the Turkey
Dustin the Turkey & Chris De Burgh
Dustin the Turkey
Dustin the Turkey
Dustin the Turkey
Dustin the Turkey
Dustin the Turkey
Dustin the Turkey
Dustin the Turkey
Dustin the Turkey
Dustin the Turkey
Dustin the Turkey
“Kaks” is a bastardization of “cacks” which is slang for “nags/underwear/knickers” i.e., clothing worn under lower outerwear. So, “me kaks are low” describes a phenomenon in the US known as “plumber’s butt” or “plumber’s crack”, which happens when a plumber squats or kneels to look closer at a loo/t...
[Chorus]
Me kaks are low
Me kaks are so low
As only a builder's kaks can be
As only a builder's
As only a builder's
As only a builder's kaks can be
[Verse 1]
The sauce that drips
From me curry chips
Leaves a stain on me lap
The foreman's here
Givin' me a load of verbal yap
If only he knew the state of me kaks
[Chorus]
Me kaks are low
Me kaks are so low
As only a builder's kaks can be
As only a builder's
As only a builder's
As only a builder's kaks can be
[Verse 2]
When the girls
When they spot me crack
And the beads of sweat rolling down me back
I smile me smile
As they stare at me style
And dream of taking me down the aisle
[Chorus]
Me kaks are low
Me kaks are so low
As only a builder's kaks can be
As only a builder's
As only a builder's
As only a builder's kaks can be
(Stall on the choir! Let's stick a bit of diesel in her
Come on 1-2-3-4!)
Me kaks are low
Me kaks are so low
As only a builder's kaks can be
As only a builder's
As only a builder's
As only a builder's kaks can be
Me kaks are low
Me kaks are so low
As only a builder's kaks can be
As only a builder's
As only a builder's
As only a builder's kaks can be
(Aon dó trí ceathair
I'm exhausted, bring it in boys [faints])