The Drug Song, Pt. 1

[Intro]
Hey kids, are you ready for a song?
Alright then, introducing, the Xan Man!

[Verse 1]
I'm the Xan Man, and I'm here to say
I used to pop like 20 pills every day
Until my friend start seizing all over the floor
And white foam came out his mouth, he wasn't breathing anymore
So the message I bring is a simple fact
Don't do no drugs or your brain will crack
So I bring you a story to make your skin crawl
Gather round kids, come one come all!

[Verse 2]
I knew this super fly guy, he said he'd give me a deal
As long as i'd lick his foot from toe to heel
I got on my knees to start the magic
But then he whipped his phone out and said my face was classic
I had his toe in my mouth, and I didn't like that tone
So I clamped down my teeth until I hit the bone
He started yelling and crying, he said "I wanna go home"
And then he very promply put away his bloodied phone

[Hook]
So do not do drugs, cuz they're super bad
If you do drugs your name is probably chad
You should be happy I'm here, you should be glad
Because otherwise police will make you sad, I say
1..2...3 to the 4
Who's that knocking, knocking at your door
Oh boy, it's the cops, everybody's fine
As long as you're okay with jail for a very long time

[Bridge]
And that's the truth, kids

[Verse 3]
Okay, I'll tell you the story of a guy I knew
He'd shoot up his smack until his face turned blue
And I'll share a little secret between me and you
He died, and I think that's sad, do you?
So heed my words, this is your last chance
Don't do no cocaine, smack, molly or xans
They're very bad for you and i'll tell you why
If you even look straight at them you will probably die

[Hook]
So do not do drugs, cuz they're super bad
If you do drugs your name is probably chad
Should be happy I'm here, you should be glad
Because otherwise police will make you sad, I say
1..2...3 to the 4
Who's that knocking, knocking at your door
Oh boy, it's the cops, everybody's fine
As long as you're okay with jail for a very long time