Adultery

[Verse 1]
I can't cook for myself, can't take care of my health
When it comes to being grown up, worse than everyone else
Brag about it on the internet, it's cool to be worthless
And no I haven't had sex I'm a 26 year old virgin

[Bridge]
And I'm riding on the bus, no down
(no down)
Can't pay my bills won't make a fuss, no sound
(no sound)
Friends say that I be in a cult, oh wow
(oh wow)
Nah I just cannot adult, cannot adult, cannot adult

[Hook]
Teehee, I'm so quirky
The way that I'm not working
I can't wipe my own ass but that won't stop me from twerking
Adulting is my passion and the gym clothes are my fashion
I just stay inside so there are no checks I am cashin'
Teehee, I'm so quirky
The way that I'm not working
I can't wipe my own ass but that won't stop me from twerking
Adulting is my passion and the gym clothes are my fashion
I just stay inside so there are no checks I am cashin'

[Verse 2]
I'm looking for change I got laundry for days and I don't know how to make spaghetti
No showers all weekly my balls are real stinky and smelly and also so sweaty
You keep on judgin' you are not my cousin so please oh please stop being petty
Won't buy no groceries i will be blowing these bucks on weed call me Colletti

[Bridge]
Aye, but that's just how my life will be
Canada's got legal weed so no cops are stopping me, no
(No!)
But inside, I'm kinda empty 'cause I spend my cash on trendy things like implants all aplenty, what

[Hook]
Teehee, I'm so quirky
The way that I'm not working
I can't wipe my own ass but that won't stop me from twerking
Adulting is my passion and the gym clothes are my fashion
I just stay inside so there are no checks I am cashin'
Teehee, I'm so quirky
The way that I'm not working
I can't wipe my own ass but that won't stop me from twerking
Adulting is my passion and the gym clothes are my fashion
I just stay inside so there are no checks I am cashin'