Gamer Club

[Intro]
Good evening Twitter, I am looking for a wife
She has to be under 18, no exceptions
She has to have big, child bearing hips, so I may impregnate her
Many times
And, most importantly, you can have none of the other ones, but most importantly, you need some big, stinky toes

[Verse]
You may know me, your friendly neighborhood gamer guy
If you don't like Blizzard, I'll stick my penis in your eye
I take supplements, for my lack of sun
If the CIA saw my history, I'd be on the run

If your skin's another color I will not like you
Don't throw hands I'm too weak to fight you
Pasty like loose leaf, I'll ignite you
Friends on the internet all day and all night, oo (ugh)

[Bridge]
They're real friends, mom, I swear to god (shut up mom, I don't want your tater tots)
Lemme stay another night

[Hook]
We live in a society, full of hate
For us gamer guys, who get no dates
We live in a society, that is full of hate
Just because we don't allow, women or gays
In our gamer club, gamer club, our gamer club, gamer club
We get no hugs in our gamer club, our gamer club, oh yes