Danny Boy

[Hook]
Yung Dan Schneider, I'll lick ketchup off your toes
I got a big fat ding-dong that I'll rub up on your soles
These girls got me breathing heavy so I'll take off all my clothes
And silence everybody who dares to try oppose

Yung Dan Schneider, I'll lick ketchup off your toes
I got a big fat ding-dong that I'll rub up on your soles
These girls got me breathing heavy so I'll take off all my clothes
And silence everybody who dares to try oppose

[Verse 1]
Postin' up on Twitter 'bout how I want feet pics
Been deprived for three days, lemme get my feet fix
Just something I don't like about fully grown chicks
Tell no-one or I'll get caught and people will call me sick

Hey there girl, how's it going?
Do you mind if you start showing
A little more skin please, that's the ticket
It's alright if the clothes don't fit, just
Don't say nothin' it'll be alright
But not if you try to fight
See me in your brain when you're dreaming late at night
I could buy your family so just know that I might

Yung Dan Schneider run the industry
It don't matter if you're into me
I know my fetish is creepy
But at least I'm not into pee, R. Kelly

[Hook]
Yung Dan Schneider, I'll lick ketchup off your toes
I got a big fat ding-dong that I'll rub up on your soles
These girls got me breathing heavy so I'll take off all my clothes
And silence everybody who dares to try oppose

Yung Dan Schneider, I'll lick ketchup off your toes
I got a big fat ding-dong that I'll rub up on your soles
These girls got me breathing heavy so I'll take off all my clothes
And silence everybody who dares to try oppose

[Verse 2]
Hey folks, I'm not a creep, I swear
I just got a thing for kid's feet
Don't judge me and my amazing hair
I'll look at you and breathe heavily

*Heavy breathing*
... I need a hot dog

Any way, all my actors say that I'm a nice guy
Isn't that right, Miranda? Do you wanna die?
Make you disappear if you even try to cry
Now please sit still while I rub your thigh

*Crying*

Okay girls, It's time for a picture
I'll be sticking to ya like paper to a sticker
Public says I'm sick, but they don't know I'm sicker
Hey there Jeanette, made you a nice mixture
Don't worry 'bout it, drink's on me
Especially since it contains roofies
Amanda went insane, that was a big whoopsie
Nibbling her toes brought me oh-so much glee

[Hook]
Yung Dan Schneider, I'll lick ketchup off your toes
I got a big fat ding-dong that I'll rub up on your soles
These girls got me breathing heavy so I'll take off all my clothes
And silence everybody who dares to try oppose

Yung Dan Schneider, I'll lick ketchup off your toes
I got a big fat ding-dong that I'll rub up on your soles
These girls got me breathing heavy so I'll take off all my clothes
And silence everybody who dares to try oppose