Denial

[Verse 1]
Yes, I am straight, you don't know my sexuality
Please, take my word, if you don't that's a brutality
No, I'm not gay, I just hang with my bros
And I love me some clitoris, I love those hoes
My wardrobe is blank I don't have fancy clothes
And I've never smelled a flower, no, not even a rose
Okay sometimes I see a dude and my penis grows
But it's probably because he looks like a lesbo

[Verse 2]
And I have a girlfriend, she's the light of my life
Even if she doesn't really satisfy me at night
I think she might be bad she just ain't doin' it right
But I think she's super pretty, her vagina is tight
How can I convince you that I'm not some queer
I go out every Friday night and I down some beers
With my best friend tom, I clink my bottle, say "cheers"
How can I possibly be gay, when I've got masculine peers

[Hook]
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I gotta let you know that I am perfectly straight
No, I'm not in denial, I think you're just acting vile
Any chicks in the house, here's my number you can dial
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I gotta let you know that I am perfectly straight
No, I'm not in denial, I think you're just acting vile
Any chicks in the house, here's my number you can dial

[Verse 3]
My mom sat me down and had a talk with me, she said
I'm prolly overcompensating, can you believe, that she
Really might think that I'm not into chicks, c'mon
I only sometimes think about them dicks
It's not a regular thing, I can promise that
Girls say all the time how my ding-dong's fat
To be honest though, I think mine's not great
I like the shorter ones, like 5.8

[Bridge]
I mean what....
I mean like hypothetically
If mine was 5.8 it would be optimally, the best size
I'm not gay

[Hook]
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I gotta let you know that I am perfectly straight
No, I'm not in denial, I think you're just acting vile
Any chicks in the house, here's my number you can dial
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I gotta let you know that I am perfectly straight
No, I'm not in denial, I think you're just acting vile
Any chicks in the house, here's my number you can dial