The Amiibo Song

Have you heard the rumors?!
They’re selling like mad!
I know it’s utter nonsense, but I want one real bad!
They’re calling them “Amiibo”...
What the heck does that mean?
Well... no one’s got a clue!
I’ll buy my first Amiibo
And put it right there!
And then i’ll buy a second
Cause they go well in pairs!
They may be an obsession
But they’re keeping me clean
And man they look cool too!

Just one more’s, all I need!
It’s just for fun, not wanton greed!

Cause I need Amiibo!
Gotta get a full set!
I need every last Amiibo!
Plus the one’s that aren’t available yet!
And then i’ll, keep them always with me
Everywhere we ever go...
...that’s why I need just a few more Amiibo!

A couple more Amiibo, Arrived in the mail!
I’m heading to the store, because they have them on sale!
I’m missing an Amiibo;
I’ll order online, And wait till it arrives
Amiibo on the counter;
They’re under my bed!
They’re sitting on the toilet
And the top of my head...
Amiibo in the blender
The hood of my car
Amiibo playing trumpet and acoustic guitar!

They’re so cute!
I need more!
Buy a ton and now you’re poor!

But I have Amiibo!
Spread all over the place!
They like to watch me in the shower
And help de-wrinkle my face!
You’d surely think I’d have enough now
And yet somehow, the answers, “no” ...
Not until I’ve, got just one more Amiibo!

You’re Amiib-obsessed
And yes, Amiibo are to blame!
This Amiibo-vention should
Prevent a lot of shame

Amiibo on the bookshelf
Amiibo in hats!
Hiding in my undies
And they’re riding on cats!
I drew Amiibo fan art
And wrote them a rap!
I made my own Amiibo
But he’s pretty much crap!

Just a few’s
Not enough
Now you know how much I love

Those freaking sweet Amiibo!
Now I’ve lost all control!
I’m addicted to Amiibo!
They’ve taken over my soul!
And now I’m thinking
All about them
And without them
I would go...
Slightly crazy
Just for one more Amiibo