Sun Bunny

[Verse 1]
Open the lid on the box
Cooker's open [?], climb on in
Get yourself a tan, do it again
Make your skin look like leather
Not the good kind, but cheap leather
Do it again, you want a tan?

[Chorus]
This whole thing is called a "fake and bake"
Not the real thing, for goodness sake
It all seems a little funny
I'll call you Sun Bunny

[Verse 2]
Close the lid on the box
Bulbs are glowin', light is flowin'
Get yourself a tan, do it again
Make your skin brown as dirt
Look real good in a short skirt
Do it again, you want a tan?

[Chorus]
This whole thing is called a "fake and bake"
Not the real thing, for goodness sake
It all seems a little funny
I'll call you Sun Bunny

[Verse 3]
Get oiled up, lay on down
Close your eyes, then start cryin'
Get yourself a tan, do it again
Cook your body, it's well done
It takes time, but ain't it fun?
Do it again, you want a tan?

[Chorus]
This whole thing is called a "fake and bake"
Not the real thing, for goodness sake
It all seems a little funny
I'll call you Sun Bunny

[Outro]
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!