Crazy Carl Picklenot

[Verse 1]
Old crazy Carl Picklenot
Runs a used car lot
These old cars really shine
He's got the best deals you will find

[Chorus]
If you can't drive 'em, you can push 'em
If you can't push 'em, you can pull 'em
They've got four wheels, it'll be easy
Hurry on down, business is busy

[Verse 2]
Old crazy Carl Picklenot
Sells used cars, there's a lot
He don't seem mentally stable
His cars drive good, pulled by cable

[Chorus]
If you can't drive 'em, you can push 'em
If you can't push 'em, you can pull 'em
They've got four wheels, it'll be easy
Hurry on down, business is busy

[Verse 3]
Old crazy Carl Picklenot
Some say he is a sot
He's got cars in one piece
Come buy one, won't you please please please?

[Chorus]
If you can't drive 'em, you can push 'em
If you can't push 'em, you can pull 'em
They've got four wheels, it'll be easy
Hurry on down, business is busy

[Outro]
Old crazy Carl Picklenot
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!