I Pooted

[Verse 1]
I felt a bubble in my belly
I knew it was swellin'
I eased back in a corner
I knew it was a scorcher
I tried to be really easy
But my butt cheeks ain't that squeezy

Oops, I pooted! Excuse me!

[Verse 2]
There was a rumble in my gut
I shouldn't eat peanuts
I backed up to the door
I was feelin' kinda poor
I tried to be really sneaky
But sometimes, it ain't that easy

Oops, I pooted! Oh my!

[Verse 3]
I was ridin' in a car
Knew I wouldn't get far
I rolled the window down
Heard that funny sound
I tried not to grin
But I started gigglin' once again

Oops, I pooted! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!