I’m Layin’ Out

[Verse 1]
Alarm clock rings, she says, "Get out of bed"
I hug my pillow, cover my head
She said, "You've got to go, you'll be late"
I said, "Don't matter, not goin' anyway"

[Chorus]
I ain't goin' to work today
Goin' to stay home, no matter what you say
I'm goin' to sleep and get some rest
You can't pout, but I'm layin' out

[Verse 2]
She turns on the light, grabs me by the foot
Gives a big yank, and a hard right hook
She said, "You're goin' to go, like it or not"
I crawled to the bathroom, turned the door lock

[Chorus]
I ain't goin' to work today
Goin' to stay home, no matter what you say
I'm goin' to sleep and get some rest
You can't pout, but I'm layin' out

[Verse 3]
She picks the lock, drags me to the door
Kicks me out on the carport floor
She said, "You're goin' to go, I'll kick your butt"
I just smiled, went to sleep in my truck

[Chorus]
I ain't goin' to work today
Goin' to stay home, no matter what you say
I'm goin' to sleep and get some rest
You can't pout, but I'm layin' out

[Outro]
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