Oh No Jimi Joe

[Verse 1]
I called her up, asked her out on a date
She said she couldn't, I called too late
’Cause Jimi Joe already promised to take her out

[Chorus]
Oh no, don't wanna go
Alone to the picture show
So I guess I'll stay at home and watch TV

[Verse 2]
I asked another to go out and eat
She said she couldn’t, I'd already been beat
'Cause Jimi Joe had already asked, she said yes

[Chorus]
Oh no, don't wanna go
To eat at Denny's all alone
So I guess I'll stay in once again

[Verse 3]
Wanna try again, this will make three
I hope this one goes out with me
I find Jimi Joe has beat me to the punch

[Chorus]
Oh no, how can it be
Jimi Joe stole three dates from me?
But that's okay, they can go spend his money

[Outro]
That Jimi Joe sure gets around! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!