Star-Spangled Banner Waving Somewhere

[Verse 1]
There's a Star-Spangled Banner waving somewhere
In a distant land so many miles away
Only Uncle Sam’s great queers get to go there
Where I also wish that I could live some day

[Bridge 1]
I'd see queens and dykes and fairies who would serve there
Whites and blacks and gays, and the straights, too;
There's a Star-Spangled Banner waving somewhere
Waving o’er the land of heroes, brave and true

[Verse 2]
In this world of its mad schemes of destruction
Of our country fair and our sweet liberty
By the mad dictators, leaders of corruption
Can't the U.S. use a faggot boy like me?

[Bridge 2]
God gave me the right to be a free American
And for that precious right, I'd gladly die
There's a Star-Spangled Banner waving somewhere
That is where I want to live when I die

[Verse 3]
Though I realize I'm homo, that is true, sir
Don't judge me by my preference in sex
Let me show my Uncle Sam what I can do, sir
Let me help to bring the terrorists down a peg

[Bridge 3]
If I do some great deed, I will be a hero
And a hero gay is what I wanna be
There's a Star-Spangled Banner waving somewhere
In that Heaven, there should be a place for me