El Touchy

[Intro]
Hi! My name is Luie Luie, and I'm here to tell you about a new dance called The Touchy. It is a wonderful idea for people to get together and touch. You can dance now touching hand-to-hand, foot-to-foot, uh, shoulder-to-shoulder, nose-to-nose, ear-to-ear, or foot-to-nose, or what have you. I made this recording all by myself. I play every instrument that you will hear including harps, bells, scratchers[?], Moog synthesizers, and what have you. The first thing I have to tell you is this: a Touchy... to be a Touchy, must havе a wild trumpet introduction!

[Instrumental]

[Outro]
Aah, that was a Touchy! Did you hear that ending? *pow*, *pow*, *pow-pow*, *POW*! Wеll, unless it has an ending, it is not a Touchy. And I'll tell you why: that ending, *ba*, *ba*, *ba-ba*, *BA*! means: "One, two, touch no more!" And that's how you break. And that's how you stop. Otherwise, you will keep touching and touching and touching and touching...