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Following an episode full of vagina-related songs comes this Rat Pack-style big-band male buddy song as Josh (Vincent Rodriguez III) and Nathaniel (Scott Michael Foster) trade off sports-related platitudes to find common ground.
(Scat Intro)
[JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
Sha da da dop sop top bop dabba doo dow
(Verse)
[NATHANIEL]
We're down for the count
It's down to the wire
We can't drop the ball
We gotta aim a little higher
[JOSH]
'Cause when we're on the ropes
And it's our turn at bat
We gotta throw a Hail Mary
Gotta go to the mat
[JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
Sports analogies
Sports analogies
[NATHANIEL]
We found the common ground in all men's personalities
[JOSH]
We talk a big game, that's how we relate
[JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
It's the easiest way for men to communicate
(Interlude)
[NATHANIEL]
Hike!
[JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
Sha da da dop sop top bop dabba doo dow
(Verse 2)
[JOSH]
It's par for the course
[NATHANIEL]
When you're in the home stretch
[JOSH]
To swing for the fences
[NATHANIEL]
With a full-court press
[JOSH]
We're on the one-yard line
[NATHANIEL]
Inches to go
[JOSH]
So you'll pitch and I'll catch
[NATHANIEL]
'Cause it's our lead to blow
[JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
Let's use more sports analogies
Sports analogies
They help men cope with life's harsh realities
[JOSH]
Let's spew more cliches
[NATHANIEL]
'Til we run out the clock
[JOSH]
Just keep your eye on the ball
[NATHANIEL]
The puck
[JOSH]
And my shuttlecock
[JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
Hey!
(Instrumental and drinking break)
(Bridge)
[JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
Sometimes when we watch sports, we get sad
And we make it seem like we're sad about the sports
[JOSH]
But we're not really crying about the game at all
[NATHANIEL]
Who really cares about a game of basketball?
[JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
We're sad about our dads
We couldn't talk to our dads
(Coda)
Unless we used sports analogies
Sports analogies
Men feel safe with these empty generalities
[NATHANIEL]
Let's go for the gold
[JOSH]
And then we'll hit the lockers
[JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
We're American men, we like all sports except for soccer
'Cause soccer's just a bunch of foreigners runnin' around
Yeah!
Sports Analogies was written by Adam Schlesinger & Jack Dolgen.
Sports Analogies was produced by Rachel Bloom.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released Sports Analogies on Fri Jan 18 2019.