Love’s Not a Game

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & David Hull & Johnny Meeks & Rene Gube & Gabrielle Ruiz & Danny Jolles & Erick Lopez & Vella Lovell & Burl Moseley & Michael McMillian & Pete Gardner & Esther Povitsky * Track #43 On Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)

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Album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

2019

Love's Not a Game by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Burl Moseley, Clark Moore, Danny Jolles, David Hull, Erick Lopez, Esther Povitsky, Gabrielle Ruiz, Johnny Meeks, Michael McMillian, Pete Gardner, Rene Gube & Vella Lovell)

Release Date

Fri Mar 29 2019

Performed by

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend CastDavid Hull & Johnny Meeks & Rene Gube & Gabrielle Ruiz & Danny Jolles & Erick Lopez & Vella Lovell & Burl Moseley & Michael McMillian & Pete Gardner & Esther Povitsky

About

White Josh (David Hull) at first pretends to be outraged at Rebecca’s friends betting on whom she ends up with, then enthusiastically joins in this song reminiscent of “Luck Be a Lady” from Guys and Dolls, replete with characters dressing as 1930s gangsters.

Love’s Not a Game Lyrics

[WHITE JOSH]
How dare you play with love? Have you no decency?
Love is what created him, and him, and her, and me
How dare you play with love? Is nothing sacred to you, ladysir?

[PAULA, spoken]
I think the word is just "ma'am."

[WHITE JOSH]
Love is what unites me and you and him and her and him and him and me as well
JK LOL
Let's do this!

Love's not a game, love's not a game
None of us would ever say love's a game
That would be bad, you can be sure-a
But I'm in the mood to wear this cool fedora

[ALL]
Love's not a game, love's not a game
We would never play with love like it's a game

[JIM]
But if we did

[TIM]
And that would be wrong

[JIM AND TIM]
We'd put 30 bucks down that Josh has the biggest schlong

[HECTOR]
Oh, interesting, I'll double that

[PAULA]
I'll triple that

[KEVIN]
Love is not Olympians sprinting down courses

[HEATHER]
They're our dear friends, they are not horses

[DARRYL]
Their love is pure, groom meets bride

[MAYA]
So we'd never soil it with a death pool on the side

[MRS. HERNANDEZ, spoken]
Josh, age 52, parasailing accident

[MAYA, spoken]
That's so smart. Same

[WHITE JOSH, sung]
Love's an endgame, but it's not a game

[GEORGE]
Our mouths keep saying that, but our hands need change

[VALENCIA]
Put 30 on red, poetically
For red's the color of a heart that beats free
Red is also Greg
It's Greg

[ALL]
We definitely shouldn't do this
We definitely shouldn't do this
This is bad, this is bad
We're going to hell, this is bad

[FATHER BRAH]
I will give my counsel as a graduate of priest school

[AJ, spoken]
Preschool?

[FATHER BRAH]
No, priest school
I just talked to Jesus, and he said that it's cool

[ALL]
Jesus said it's cool!

[SUNIL]
Bills, bills, broadway playbills
Flops only appreciate over time

[ALL]
Odds! Sixes! Dice! Monogamy!

[WHITE JOSH]
Love's not a game, love's not a game
That being said, let's make it rain
While Cupid flies in from above

[ALL]
The group mind has decided to bet on love
Love's not a game, love's not a game
Love's not a game, Josh should be wary of parasails

Love’s Not a Game Q&A

Who wrote Love’s Not a Game's ?

Love’s Not a Game was written by Adam Schlesinger & Jack Dolgen & Rachel Bloom & Dan Gregor.