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This number from Rachel’s prison obviously pokes fun at the “Cell Block Tango” number from Chicago, but also at the TV show Orange Is the New Black. Rebecca (Rachel Bloom) yearns to hear what she thinks will be salacious stories from the other inmates about the crimes that landed them in prison. Ins...
(Spoken Intro)
[JESSIE]
The hell?
(Song)
[REBECCA]
Story, story, what's your story?
Story, story, what's your crime?
What got you here?
Rage, lust, or fear?
We all got a story 'cause we're doing time
Ra ta ta
Ra ta ta
Ra ta ta
(Spoken Interlude)
Tell your story. Ra ta ta
[JESSIE]
Um. OK, fine. My boyfriend had meth in the glove compartment of our car and I got pulled over for something else and a cop found it
[REBECCA]
Ooh! Well, did you dump that good-for-nothing drug planting boyfriend!
[JESSIE]
No, we’re still together. I love him
[REBECCA]
Oh. Well, did you at least tell the cops that it was his meth?
[JESSIE]
I mean, I could have turned him in, but my boyfriend and I have a son. I can’t risk our child having both parents in jail
[REBECCA]
That's true. That's-that's a good point
(Song)
Story, story, let's hear another story
Story, story, that one was just sad
What does your story say
About the patriarch-ay?
We all have got stories 'cause we did bad
Ra ta ta
Ra ta ta
Ra ta ta
(Spoken Interlude)
Story, go! Ra ta ta
[HANIFA]
Okay! I stole a sweater from the mall
[REBECCA]
Ooh! Had you been stealing all your life?! Was this the culmination of a life of kleptomania? Or were you doing it to stick it to the problematic fashion industry?
[HANIFA]
No..., the heat went out in my apartment and I couldn’t afford a sweater, so I stole one
[WHITE INMATE]
Oh my God, I stole a sweater too! I got two months, how long are you in for?
[HANIFA]
Three years
[WHITE INMATE]
I'm so sorry
(Song)
[REBECCA]
Story, story, these are barely stories
They're just bleak anecdotes with no start or end
(Spoken Interlude)
Go tell-tell your story, tell your story
[CYBIL]
Sure, I have a story. I'm in here for murder
[REBECCA]
Ooh! Murder! Juicy! Ra ta ta
[CYBIL]
While I was driving, my daughter texted me that she was in the hospital and I got so distracted that, I hit a teenager who was crossing the street and he died
(Song)
[REBECCA]
Story, story, oh my God with that story
Story, story, take away her chair
(Spoken Outro)
[WHITE INMATE]
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
[REBECCA]
Okay, you know what, I’m just gonna share my story, because you guys aren’t really versed with a sense of story structure, so I’m gonna show you how it’s done
I was a no-good, manipulative love addict with undiagnosed borderline personality disorder. I swindled! DRUM! I cheated! DRUM! I called out a hit on my ex-boyfriend’s girlfriend! DRUM DRUM! Then, one day, this guy Trent came into my life. He was ironically just like me. And he tried to kill the man I love, so I pushed him off a building! And then, when I plead guilty just for like, metaphorical symbolism, the judge knew I was innocent so she didn’t accept my plea but I wanted to go to jail anyway
[JESSIE]
Wait, what?
[CYBIL]
You don't have to be here?
[JASMINE]
You chose to be here?
[REBECCA]
Wait
Ra ta ta
Ra ta ta
Ra ta ta
What’s Your Story? was written by Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released What’s Your Story? on Fri Oct 12 2018.