Spongebob and Patrick vs Fanboy and Chum Chum

[Intro]
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK
VS
FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Fanboy, Chum Chum, and Both]
Hey Chum Chum, let's own these chumps who are trash!
We got an annoying yellow sponge and a penis-shaped dumbass
You two are worth nothing, so get back under the sea
Our raps are so cold they'll give you Brain Freeze!
Stop laughing so much, what the hell are you two on?
We will rock your world harder,than the Campfire Song
Go back to Bikini Bottom before you get your asses destroyed
My rhymes will blow you away, just like a fan, boy!

[Verse 2: Spongebob and Patrick]
WE’RE READY! WE’RE READY! To destroy the both of ya
You guys can’t get past me, I’m a Goofy Goober!
Your disses are so annoying, I would rather play mayo!
I cannot see the chance of you winning, like how I can’t see my forehead (OOHHHHH)
Beating you guys will be more easy than flipping patties
Your show has nothing to do with you being superheroes, ladies
You guys will be popped, like popping bubbles with a needle
Once we win, we’ll ride our victory’s like Dutchman’s ship, leedle leedle leedle

[Verse 3: Fanboy and Chum Chum
Do you have anything better to do than pissing off your neighbors?
You think blowing bubbles is art? Man, you're such failures
Got that right, since Patrick can't even get an award and
All you do is chase jellyfish and be annoying, could it get more boring?
I can see why Squidward hates you, always making people mad!
Your only talent is to clean, man how sad
Why don’t you quit rapping and go suck Spongebob’s little sponge dick
It's obvious to see we've won, so goodbye Bob and Rick

[Verse 4: Spongebob and Patrick]
ARGHHHH!!!!! MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!!!
If you call me that again, you’ll turn purple, you dicks!
Better watch out, ‘cause our rhymes sting more than a jellyfish
I also know karate, you really wanna piece of this?
You guys need to go back to the first grade, so you can learn wumbo!
We had Hasselhoff saving us, while you two are still big dumbos
Once upon a time, there were 2 ugly barnacles, and
They were so annoying, that their show was cancelled… The End

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! GYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!