Finn the Human vs Flapjack

[Intro]
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FINN THE HUMAN
VS
FLAPJACK
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Finn]
Burning you like a FlapJack, you can’t handle a real adventure
It's pretty clear you’re the annoying wimp, and I’m the saviour
Your show went off the air in season 3, cause you’re completely bland!
Your show's a clear ripoff, right down to the candy island
I got the fiercest fighting skills, teaming with my pal Jake
Just like your name, you and Mr Knuckles are about to get baked
Not even Charlie Brown is frowned upon as much as this lump
Living in a whale? you’re poor and friends with a homeless bump
I’ll chop you in half with my sword, mess with your mind like the Lich
You’rе a misadventured idiot, I’ll leavе you with more than a stitch
I got Flame to take down Ice King, and now you’re next
Your show's a boring rehash, that's mathematically correct

[Verse 2: FlapJack]
Beating some kid from the land of Ooo? this won’t be a chore
What are you gonna do? Tickle me with your grass sword?
I’ll cut your disses up like hair, you can call me Mr Barber
Travel across the sea all the time while you’re still afraid of the water
Auto-tune my ass! Nobody can stand that annoying sound
You’ve got so many voice actors, you should be called Charlie Brown
Don’t even know 2 plus 2? You’re nothing but a brainless hog
Got abandoned in the forest, now your best friend is a dog
Your dad never wanted to see you, you have nothing left
By now even your fans agree your fame is heading Wesssst
Acting all brave and tough, but you’re more girly than Fiona
Just like your right arm, you’re harmless as a dead flower

[Verse 3: Steven Universe]
This is my universe remember so I make the rules
Finn and Flapjack are just embarrassments, nothing but tools
Cream you more than Cookie Kat, just look at my name
Scoring in this space race, you can’t catch up to my fame
I got the gem power to flow and kick all of your sacks
My victory is even bigger than my burger backpack!
Call me Serious Steven cause this is gonna get nasty
You’re worse than Charlie Brown, no way you’ll get past me

[Verse 4: Charlie Brown]
Good Grief, you freaks are gonna get schooled
I'm a great big pumpkin here to kick you like a football
I’m a halloween machine stomping on you lil’ folks
Here comes good ol’ Charlie Brown to stand upon you jokes
You gotta dream big if you wanna catch up to me
Nobody can beat me, you’re all lazier than Snoopy
Spitting peppermint flows that’ll run even faster
Call me the master now as I squish this fat bastard
Finn, keep bending your arms buddy or should I say dude
FlapJack, crack your back, you’re named after a food
Finally, I’ll get my win, this time I won't suffer
Fly you like a kite because you’re all gosh darn fu-

[Verse 5: Finn, FlapJack, and Steven]
What the glob! We’re just kids! Stop right there
You’ve got less chances of winning than you have hair
You’ll get tripped up, no one will help you up again
Fat? Yet you’re the one who belongs in a pig-pen

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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