Dipper Pines vs Phineas Flynn

[Intro]
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
DIPPER PINES
VS
PHINEAS FLYNN
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Dipper]
You're a little too young to beat me, so keep caution
Dipper’s awesome; your triangle head is not in proportion
You’re about to get Tourist Rapped so you shoulda stayed at home
Spitting rainbows of disses so fast you could call me a gnome
Throw you in the bottomless pit until this bit is resolved
How you can’t beat Dipper Pines ain’t hard to solve
This typical kid who makes machines shouldn’t be trusted
With my lust of rhymes, you’re about to be busted!

[Verse 2: Phineas]
You think you’d beat me with fake monsters and games?
Better listen becausе I’ll show you what I’m gonna do today
Your rapping's more embarrassing than dancing like a lamb
Am I bеating dipper in rhyme? Yes, yes I am
Building beats and your defeat, back to the mystery shack
You’re riding a roller coaster and I’m running the tracks
It’s about time to end this debate, you dipped and went bendy
Take 2! You lose! Like you lost it with Wendy

[Verse 3: Dipper, Mabel, and Both]
It’s time for this lucky Dipper to put an orange mutant to shame
Your head shape’s so pointy it popped your show’s fame
It’s Mabel and Dipper, and this rap we’ll decipher
Rap mysterious and delirious, Call us Bill Cipher
Screw your stepbrother, we’re spitting British tongue twisters
You’re milking your show, better not tell your sister!
Run home to your mom, and we’re being serious!
They should rename your show “Everyone Hates Phineas”

[Verse 4: Phineas, Ferb, and Both]
Despite your horror, it’s your animation that’s scary
Defeating you like boredom, hey where’s Perry?
We're creative and inventive, show some respect
After this all your fans will be shouting "Has his show ended yet?"
And Mabel, you’re caught in fables, It’s like a daydream in your head
So famous we can be recognized by our silhouettes
It won’t take traveling through dimensions, although if you observe
You lost from the start, by Phineas and Ferb!

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!