Mr. Bean vs Soos

[Intro]
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
MR. BEAN
VS
SOOS
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Mr Bean]
Hello Soos! You’re facing Mr. Bean; oh what a pitty
Because the chances of this shitty twit beating me is “mini”
Hit you with a tiger fist and there’s no point in defendin’
Put you in a room of idiots and then watch you blend-in
You’re a normal norman who's looking pretty fat- ha
You be smelling like the gobblewonker; just take a bath man
And I’ll get the last laugh because you’ll be left astray
Mate, I hate you more than you hate your own birthday

[Verse 2: Soos]
Dude, with those ears and ‘tude you’re like a selfish littlе elf
You couldn’t care less about your girl; always thinking bout yoursеlf
You’ve gotta be a werewolf, dude with that hair on your mole
To be funny and make people laugh doesn’t mean being an a-hole
Thinking your teddy’s alive? You’re United King-dumb
I’ve seen your toons and good grace, get better at acting-son
I’m a cool dude so Soos will offer you a truce
If you don’t accept I’m gonna make you seein’ duce (oo)

[Verse 3: Mr Bean]
Teddy, what do you think of this zombified idiot?
Entertaining the world! You be looking like little Gideon
You giffany, you’ll soon see, I’m clever when I rap
Jesus! It’s no mystery that you’re fatter than the shack
Do the math, well, it’s not like you can actually
I’ll factually use big words to improve bean packin’ heat
You greasy, sleepy buffoon, I’ve wasted my time
You better head back to the arcade and “pick-up” some better rhymes

[Verse 4: Soos]
Nothing you said was effective, so shut it!
With all this nonsense you spit, you’re like old man mcgucket
You’re a cartoon spin-off of a show that didn’t end well
Your fame is so unknown; no wonder you’re on super RTL
Got disses louder Mrs Wicket when I spit my rap
Beating Bean in a battle? Bean there- done that!
Not even Cartoon Network liked your show so you won’t get far
You failed worse in this fight than that green three-wheeled car

[Outro: The Announcer and Mr. Bean]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC-
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CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!