Milhouse van Houten vs Butters Stotch

[Intro]
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
MILHOUSE HOUTEN
VS
BUTTERS STOTCH
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Butters]
Hi fellers, I'm Butters! I know I may look harmless and friendly
But I'll smash your glasses, you won't like me when I'm angry
I’ll split you like your parents, and you won’t be restitched
By the end of this battle, you’ll be my new Bottom Bitch
I can see that you’re so nervous you’re beginning to stutter like Jimmy
This is the Butters Show, Milly, you’ll be as paralyzed as Timmy!
I’m killing this battle like Kenny, nobody likes you at all!
You can’t win, you suck at rapping like you suck at baseball

[Verse 2: Milhouse]
Everything comin’ up! Milhouse! As I snap you like a Butterfinger!
You’re busy getting wedgied, while I’m getting it with Lisa
I’m best friends with the coolest kid in school, who likes you?!
You’ve fell out with all your friends, now think, “What should you do?’
South Park? Well, I’m taking you and your show down to the south!
I’m not allowed to watch it anyway, but that won’t stop my doubts
I’ll kick your butt-ers, and it’s a good job I’m wearing flood pants
Drink you like Syrup Super Squishy Bender, I was even in a boy band!

[Verse 3: Professor Chaos]
Let’s see how you like dealing with me! Professor Chaos!
Not everything's going up you! Tremble, this time the house lost!
You’ve been a bad boy, now you’ll get roasted on an open fire
With all these excuses about what your mom says, you’re such a liar
Go my minions and tear up this allergy infected god damn mess
You’re nothing compared to the best! You ugly little pest!
I cause Chaos, the only thing you cause is sickness
Get the heck out of here, before I destroy you with my disses!

[Verse 4: Milhouse]
You got beat up by a guy in a raccoon suit, your chaos is a disaster
Not to mention your “minions” are your two pet hamsters
The only thing that’s chaos is your show, Simpsons is standing tall
While even your own gramma can beat up your butterballs
All your friends are pricks, just like your fucked up parents
Make us both happy and leave, come on man, I dare ya!
Game Over, My hot rhymes melted all your buttery limbs
You’ve lost this battle because the House always wins!

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP!
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!