Somebody’s Gotta Do It

[SERGIO]
Sorry I'm late, guys
Got a lot on my plate, guys
It's hard to juggle work and life
You see, tonight is date night
You guys can relate, right
Gotta do this thing with the wife
I know I seem like I am a real tough guy, man
But I'm actually pretty shy, man
I do crime to provide for my family, no one else
These bombs ain't gonna sell themselves

Somebody's gotta do it
(You get it, right?)
So it might as well be me
They say do what you're good at, and I'm good at this
But I wouldn't do it for free
This is just a job and I do it
To provide for my family
Because somebody's gotta do it
So it might as well be me

(Spoken)
Hey, my bad guys. I'm so sorry, today's my wedding anniversary and I had to run by my wife's favorite bakery before it clo-

[DEADLIEST MAN]
Sergio! Our business

[SERGIO]
There are bad guys, my man, and then there are bad guys, my man!

[DEADLIEST MAN]
Can't you see
How much I enjoy this
I'd never avoid this
'Cause buddy I'm a different breed
This is my calling
And though it's appalling
I love making people bleed
They say that everybody's gotta make a living
But I'm just happy killing
It's so fulfilling
Some people need to die and I'm happy to help
These people ain't gonna kill themselves

[SERGIO & DEADLIEST MAN]
Somebody's gotta do it
So it might as well be me

[DEADLIEST MAN]
They say to do what you love
And I love doing this
Hell, I'd even do it for free

[SERGIO & DEADLIEST MAN]
This is my job and I do it

[DEADLIEST MAN]
Very very passionately

[SERGIO & DEADLIEST MAN]
Somebody's gotta do it
So it might as well be me

[CURT]
Somebody's gotta do it
Looks like that someone has to be me
You came here to do this
So do the job
Stop acting like a little
Pussy

[TATIANA]
Somebody's gotta do it

[CURT]
Wait, what?

[TATIANA]
Time to sneak down secretly
What a surprise, they don't know anything
This is how a spy should be

[CURT]
Who's that woman?

[SERGIO & DEADLIEST MAN]
Somebody's gotta
Somebody's gotta
Somebody's gotta
Do it

[CURT]
What's she doing?

[SERGIO & DEADLIEST MAN]
Somebody's gotta
Somebody's gotta
Somebody's gotta
Do it
Somebody's gotta do it
So it might as well be me