Not So Bad

[Dr. Baron von Nazi]
Ever since the second world war
It's like everyone's still so sore!
After what happened...
But don't judge a book just on its look
The inside must be examined
Sure, we've made some mistakes
From small ones to great
But did everyone have to get so mad?
Here's my verdict: no one's perfect
Perhaps the Nazis aren't so bad
Eins, zwei, drei!

People say we got a bit lost
With the whole holocaust
But the Nazis are not so bad!
They made such a fuss
But they don't know us
The Nazis are not so bad
We love to laugh and smile
We love to shout "Sieg Heil"!
But no one understands
We've got style, we've got grace
We've got the master race!
Nazis are not so bad

Nobody seemed to pout
When they ate our Sauerkraut
Still they turned around and tanked us
We did all we could do
To eliminate the Jew
But nobody ever thanked us!
So we never got the glory
And you rewrote the story
And I feel it from my Wiener to my Schnitzel
Once you get to know us
We're not so atrocious - HEY!
Nazis are not so evil
In fact, the Nazis are quite good
HENCHMEN!

Woman#1 [Tessa]: I'm Gretel!

Man#1 [Joey]: I'm Hans!

Woman#2 [Lauren]: I'm Heidi!

Man#2 [Al]: I'm Wernher von Braun!

Gretel: The first road to drive upon
Was created by Nazis - the Autobahn!

Hans: It's unhealthy, all your choking
The Nazis are very anti-smoking!

Heidi: The father of rockets was a Nazi, too!

Wernher: I changed the world, what did you do?

Nazis together: Volkswagen and Hugo Boss
Adidas and Puma and the Swastika
Nazis aren't so bad
We're not so bad
We're not so -

Curt Mega: What about genocide?

Von Nazi: Shut up!

When I was just a boy
I was filled with youth and joy
In the mountains of Germany
I felt the Nazi fervor
Oh, to be just like mein Führer
Spreading world peace and conformity
But now I'm all grown up
And it's all FUCKED UP!
Hitler's gone and I'm oh-so-sad
Sieg H...heil...

Heidi: But Sir! Now it's in your hands

Nazis together: The Nazis have a second chance

Von Nazi: Oh you guys! See, Mega? The Nazis are not so bad! Let's dance!

[Instrumental]

Von Nazi: Okay okay okay okay. Now when I say Nazi you say party. NAZI!

All Nazis: PARTY!

Von Nazi: NAZI!

All Nazi: PARTY!

Von Nazi: When I say Sieg you say Heil. SIEG!

All Nazis: HEIL!

Von Nazi: SIEG!

All Nazis: HEIL!

Von Nazi: Woah! This is a Nazi party, okay!
Now say it with me:
Nazis are not so bad, nazis are not so bad

All Nazis: Nazis are not so bad
Nazis are not so bad, Nazis are not so bad

Curt Mega: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Von Nazi: We've been victimised but
Hey! We're alright!

All Nazis: The Nazis are not so bad

Von Nazi: People say we're lame and call us names

All Nazis: But Nazis are not so bad

Von Nazi and Hans: Nazis are not so bad

Heidi: Nazis are not so bad

Bernhard: Nazis are not so bad

Gretel: Nazis are not so

All Nazis: Nazis aren't so bad
We're not so bad, we're not so bad, we're not so bad!

Von Baron: So did I convince you or what? Sieg Heil!

All Nazis: Sieg Heil!