Doing This

[CURT]
She's touching my hand…

[TATIANA]
He's looking kind of funny…

[CURT]
Wait, does she think I like her?

[TATIANA]
Is this because I touched his hand?

[CURT]
Well, I guess...

[TATIANA]
Well, I guess...

[BOTH]
I'll just go with it...

[CURT]
The very first time I saw you…
Three or four days ago
I have to admit, I liked you a bit
But I didn't want you to know

[TATIANA]
When you were a Nazi hostage, all I could do was stare
And I can't refute, you looked pretty cute
While you were tied to that chair

[BOTH]
I guess we're doing this, see that look in your eye
How could I resist?

[TATIANA]
I'm a girl

[CURT]
I'm a guy

[BOTH]
It's meant to be
Because we're both spies
Time to move in for the kiss
Just go with it and don't ask why
I guess we're doing this...

[MRS. MEGA, spoken]
Curtis, I washed your whitey-tighties. You want some hot milk?

[CURT, spoken]
Mom!

[MRS. MEGA, spoken]
Alright!

[CURT]
When you stole that bomb, you stole my heart

[TATIANA, spoken]
Did he really just use that line?

[CURT]
Did I just use that line?

[TATIANA]
And I wanna be where you are all of the time

[CURT, spoken]
All of the time?

[TATIANA]
Some of the time

[BOTH]
And now we're alone...

[TATIANA]
In your... mother's home

[BOTH]
Surely, it must be a sign…
I guess we're doing this

[MRS. MEGA]
They're doing it!

[BOTH]
We might as well try

[MRS. MEGA]
Finally!

[BOTH]
If you insist

[MRS. MEGA]
I do!

[BOTH]
Then so do I

[MRS. MEGA]
I've waited such a long time!

[BOTH]
The story fits
Hey, what could go wrong?

[MRS. MEGA]
Come on, baby!

[BOTH]
Time for that moment of bliss

[MRS. MEGA]
Move a little closer, move a little closer!

[BOTH]
Just close your eyes and think of this song

[MRS. MEGA]
Ay, ay, ay

[BOTH]
I guess we're doing this…

[MRS. MEGA]
They're gonna do it, they're gonna do it!

(They kiss.)

[TATIANA, spoken]
We're not doing this

[CURT]
I'm-
You're not my type

[TATIANA, spoken]
I can tell
So, you're into...?

[CURT, spoken]
Yeah

[TATIANA, spoken]
Ah

[CURT, spoken]
I thought you-

[TATIANA]
I wasn't
But the mood suggested-

[CURT]
Of course
I figured when you said-

[TATIANA]
Not my intention-

[CURT]
Good, me neither
I just wanted-

[TATIANA]
Uh huh
So we're just...

[CURT]
Friends?

[BOTH]
I guess we're not doing this, we're better as friends

[TATIANA]
That was not a good kiss, I don't mean to offend

[BOTH]
It's great to know that we don't have to pretend

[CURT]
You're cool with me?

[TATIANA]
'Till the end
But let's never do this again

[CURT, spoken]
Deal
I'm happy to have you as my friend