Small PP Anthem

[Intro: Lil Eggsoup]
(You know it, SB)
(Mr. Squidward)
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh

[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]
I just lost my virginity
Even though my dick size is embarrassin'
And my ass kinda hurt, why do I feel cream?
Why didn't she just tell me?
'Cause now I'm basically gay
Can't trust no one 'cause I feel unsafe
But maybe I might do it again, anyways
I was just walkin' back home from school one day
Some guy just went up and said "Hey"
At the time, I thought everything was okay
Then he pulled down his pants and I got butt-raped
The fortunate part, I was only eight
Okay, listen
My cousin was lookin' submissive
No I'm not havin' no children, but I'm not usin' protection
Bitch
No I'm not usin' protection, bitch
Yeah, yeah
My penis is like three inches on a good day
Usually two point seven on a Wednesday
Normal porn is thе biggest turn-off
Furry sex is the biggеst turn-on (Oof)

[Interlude: Lil Pasty]
Ayy, it's Pasty, bitch (It's Pasty)
Te-he-ha-ha (How'd I get here?)
Let's get it (Haha), ayy (Ha)
Ayy (Ayy), ayy

[Verse 2: Lil Pasty]
Shit bars, I'm goin' to jail in a shit cell
Split cells, 'bout to conjure, yeah on my skin cells
Butt-rapin' bitch, pull my dick out and my shit smells
Mario stick, the way I hit 'em with the big shells (Haha)
I might have to snap on a small song (Okay)
Eggsoup, Pasty up in Hong Kong
Pull my meat out, it's a long dong
But it's so small, wait you're not wrong
Eggsoup goin' ape like it's King Kong
Pasty fucked up with the king bong
King bot, when I take off, gotta pit stop
Pull a huge spoon out my ass, and it's licked off

[Verse 3: Lil Eggsoup]
Grippin' these hoes, I'm like a spider
I'ma be honest, I still grip diapers
Molest a bitch, and now she's sayin' she's a survivor
Smack that bitch like Mike Tyson, she ain't even a fighter, ho
Lil' ho, yeah, let's go
Yuh, huh, yuh

[Outro]
If she asks you to feed her
You shall give her your three inch defeater