Im a Gnarly Boy

[Intro: Lil Eggsoup]
What's up guys, it’s Lil Eggsoup
Me and Kori are wanted for terrorism in three different continents
So we're livin' in a random island with some random-ass tribe
Let’s get it
(Xoxo on the beat)
Bitch I go hard like Will Smith smackin' Chris Rock
Uh
Uh

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]
Bitch I go hard like Will Smith smackin' Chris Rock
Ca- Can't fuck no bitches 'cause I got a small cock
Can't believe my dog chewed up my cum sock
Don't suck me off, bitch, I don't do no small talk
I- I left him all dead ’cause he stepped on my block
Fuck with me, you get introduced to my Glock

[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]
Bitch I’m a muh'fuckin’ gnarly boy
I ride on my dildos, I love all my sex toys
Oh it's Smeat Gang, you get fucked in your asshole
You get tossеd around like it's muh'fuckin’ Super Bowl
Ca-Call me up whеn you need thot patrol
Playin' these hoes like it's a remote control
Bitch I'm Lil Eggsoup, and I take your soul (Gang)
Fuckin' with me, you get put on my roll
You takin' my music, but it's too hard to scroll
(Huh, damn) That's facts

[Interlude: Lil Kori]
What's up guys, it's your boy Lil Kori
I just woke up, like
I took a hit outta my Juul and like, passed out for like two hours, bro
Like me and Eggsoup are literally wanted for fucking
Bombing Ukraine or some shit, I don't fuckin' know

[Verse 2: Lil Kori]
Ayy, I just woke up from a nap
But this shit is hard, so I wanna rap
These niggas, they talkin', but they full of cap
Four-year-old girl, and she gave me that Wap
Ayy, blow up on the track, 9/11 type beat
Eleven-year-old girl, that bitch is a freak
I dive in that coochie like it was a creek
And niggas switch up, all they do is just tweak
Lemme get some, I'm switchin' bitch
'Cause I ain't lettin' none of these niggas upset me
Now a couple of niggas I used to call brother
They actin' like bitches, I'll make them regret me
Niggas will quit meme rap and then act like they're so fuckin' humble and shit, man that's lame
Like how I'm the one with no bitches when you got a whole body pillow
Like where is yo' game, nigga?

[Verse 3: Lil Eggsoup]
Yeah, cash
I have no dad
Bitches is something I'll never have
Money is something I'll never have
Female validation is something I'll never have
Who are you talkin' shit to?
Child porn, I got a lot of it
Online DLC's, I got a lot of it, yeah

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]
Bitch- Bitch I go hard like Will Smith smackin' Chris Rock
Ca- Can't fuck no bitches 'cause I got a small cock
Can't believe my dog chewed up my cum sock
Don't suck me off, bitch, I don't do no small talk
Left- Left him all dead 'cause he stepped on my block
And if you fuck with me, then you're just gonna get introduced to my Glock

[Bridge: Lil Eggsoup]
Simple, man
Eggsoup but like absorbin' cum
Eggsoup fuckin' underage bums
Eggsoup jerkin' left over rum
I ride dick just for fun, yeah

[Outro: Lil Kori]
Yeah, huh
Ay, fuck that lil' skinny-ass fuckin', Jimmy Neutron built-ass nigga Luck1ess
This nigga got mad at me for the fuckin' Kori vs. Eggsoup
A-ha, this nigga got mad over a fuckin' swastika
But I'm a fuckin' bitch, bruh
Man, fuck outta here, bruh, I'm fuckin' you up on sight, bruh