9

[Intro: Lil Eggsoup]
Uh
Eggsoup
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]
I just fucked a bitch, and I found out she was 9
I was lost for words, should've killed myself and eyes
Masturbatin' every night to my anime wife
She's a bit chunky, so I fed her apple pie (Mmm)

[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]
I E-dated this one bitch named Emily on Discord
She was my kitten, yeah, she was my E-whore
And then I found out that she was born as a man
I said even better, then I started strokin' with my hands
I remember the day, it felt like yesterday
My uncle came ovеr and I got raped
It didn't feel so good, but it also felt great
I kind of еnjoyed it, so we did it every day
This one bitch messaged me, even though she's just a side piece
Like get out my DMs, I'm a bit too busy
I got eight bands, might go buy some whiskey
Might turn up to some songs in the laboratory
I'm with Yung Spinach and we keepin' it high-key
Drink fresh hot sauce, you know that shit spicy
Call us Young Thug, 'cause shit gettin' real slimy
Black Lambo, ho, you know it's perfect timing
Fuckin' up on yo' bitch now 'cause you always be lying
Hoppin' on Minecraft and I'm minin' all these diamonds
Yeah

[Verse 2: Yung Spinach Cumshot]
Ay, ay
Ay, bitch I feel like EDP (EDP)
I went to get a cupcake, now the cops are chasing me
'Cause I met up with this girl and she was looking so fine
As soon as I was 'bout to nut the bitch told me she was 9
Like what the fuck bro?
Ay, bitch I'm running away
I accidentally fucked someone from the 4th grade (Oops)
How am I supposed to explain? I'm just so fuckin' afraid
The cops are after me because the 9-year-old gave me brain
Ay, I think I'm gonna go to jail now (Go to jail)
These OPAs, they got me stupid, I'm a snail now (I'm a snail)
That shit's insane, wow, I'm getting paid now
I'm getting head from minors on a private plane now

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]
I just fucked a bitch, and I found out she was 9
I was lost for words, should've killed myself and eyes
Masturbatin' every night to my anime wife
She's a bit chunky, so I fed her apple pie, yeah

[Verse 3: Lil Eggsoup]
I just fucked a bitch, and it didn't feel so good
'Cause now I'm back home real, and my asshole hurts
Fuck, was she really a guy?
After talkin' all this time?
I just had a dick in my ass, let me rewind
She did have some male features
I saw 'em pokin' out, ooh, bet that was a penis
And I kinda figured it out
Like what the fuck is my problem?
Like what the fuck is my problem, um

[Outro: Lil Eggsoup]
Yeah
Eggsoup