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Lil Eggsoup & Yung Spinach Cumshot
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Lil Eggsoup & Lil Kori
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Lil Eggsoup & Lil Kori
[Intro: Lil Kori]
Ay bitch, you already know what the fuck it is, bruh (Ayy, ayy)
It's your boy, Lil Kori (Smeat gang, yuh)
I'm 'bout to beat the fuck out of (Smeat gang)
Certified Child Snatchers 2, with Spinach, nigga? (I'm just gonna say Smeat Gang, yuh)
(Ay) Yuh (Grandmastafunk), I beat my dick
Yuh (What?)
(Ayo, is that DJ Martin Jones?) Yuh, ayy
Ayy (Balls), yuh (Hairy)
Yuh (Penis), ayy (In)
My ass (Yuh), Lil Kori!
[Verse 1: Lil Kori]
You know it's Kori, I'm horny as fuck
Kids in my basement, you know we gon' fuck
Scoop slamming yo' bitch like Chick Garibaldi
Odd Future, that pussy was kind of an oldie
I'm producing child porn like Austin Jones
I'm fuckin' on Maggie, I like how she moans
That bitch a lil dog so I feed her my bone
She callin' me daddy, she blow up my phone
Also available on home-
Bitch, shut the hell up 'fore I forcefully fuck you!
Eggsoup stop being cute 'fore I suck you
This bitch wanna marry me, girl I don't love you
I'm snatching kids like Aurelian Smith, nigga
Stop with the frontin', I know you a bitch, nigga
I love when a muhfucka really talk shit, nigga
Especially with no job, and he's 36, nigga
Age 36 and he got a small dick, nigga
Age 36 and he beefin' with kids, nigga
I'm finna take Molly and give her this dick, nigga
That ho kinda basic but still kinda thick, nigga
Now back to the song, I'm snatchin' these kids and they finna get raped
They got a virginity I'm finna take
Eight-year-old girl, man her pussy I ate
I pass it to Eggsoup 'cause I'm very gay
[Verse 2: Lil Eggsoup]
Me and Lil Kori comin' out with a sex tape
Let the fucker Taliban, bitch you got AKs
They're simpin' date now, daddy doesn't like to wait
Before I crash the plane, everybody's gettin raped
I love supreme court, their decisions really great
Got sent to the sped class, I better get laid
[Interlude 1: Lil Eggsoup & Lil Kori]
Uhh, Kori?
What, nigga?
Kori (What?)
Kori! (What, nigga?!)
The slave is getting away
Then go catch him, then!
[Verse 3: Lil Eggsoup]
Yung Spinach, I love you
But I'm bombin’ Denmark, don't be surprised
When you're sleepin' and you hear (Allahu Akbar!)
Sorry man, shit just gotta be dumb
Watching the Minions, accidentally cum
Watch Kori take showers and play with my bum
Wait a minute, am I missin' some?
[Interlude 2: Lil Eggsoup & Lil Kori]
No, not that, what the fuck?
Wait a second, what the fuck was that shit, nigga?
Wha- it was like, some Nazi reference bar
Nigga this song is about kids (Shit)
Not fuckin' Joseph Stalin
Fuck it
[Verse 4: Lil Eggsoup]
Jewish people pissin' me off for no reason
Man Hitler was right, he ain't do any treason
Enslave my whole country, now they drink up my semen
Spinach 'bout to go off like a rocket ship
After this track, my uncle gon' suck the tip
See little blackies, then I take out the whip
'Bout to go out, 'cause I really gotta dip
[Interlude 3: Yung Spinach Cumshot]
Ay (Okay), ayy
(Let's go) Ayy ayy, Yung Spinach (Woo)
Ayy (I love gay porn), ayy (Ayy)
AHHHH! (Woo)
[Verse 5: Yung Spinach Cumshot]
I only fuck girls under nine (Ayy)
If you're older, then don't waste my time (Facts)
I'm here with my gang, with my slimes (Okay)
I stuck my finger where the sun doesn't shine (What?)
What? Huh? I'm talking 'bout bootyhole
I'ma pull up and I'll fuck on a two-year-old (On a two-year-old)
I'm on the toilet, I'm dropping a dookie, bro (Dookie)
I put my penis inside of a sushi roll
I'm eating sushi like I'm Japanese (Squid Game)
I got a five-year-old on her knees
She looks at my dick and she gave it a squeeze (Okay)
I'm falling asleep 'cause I'm smoking the trees (Smokin' trees)
Ayy, smokin' the trees, I'm an ape
Losing in Fortnite is worse than rape
She suck on my dick like she hitting a vape
My cum is so sticky, it's kinda like tape
[Outro: Yung Spinach Cumshot]
Ayy (Phew), sticky like tape (Phew)
Pussy so bald (Ayy), it's like Andrew Tate (Ayy)
Hm-hm, Andrew Tate, ayy
Spinach, Kori, Eggsoup, yuh
I love gay- I fucking love gay porn
Certified Child Snatchers 2 was written by Lil Eggsoup & Lil Kori & Yung Spinach Cumshot & Grandmastafunk & Dj Martin Jones.
Certified Child Snatchers 2 was produced by Grandmastafunk & Dj Martin Jones.
Lil Eggsoup released Certified Child Snatchers 2 on Fri Oct 21 2022.