Diamonds

[Intro: Lil Eggsoup]
It's fuckin' Eggsoup, baby
Uh, uh
Y'already know what the fuck it is

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]
In the mineshaft, lookin' for diamonds
I'm out here in the cave, lookin' for miners
Hard at night in the cave, fightin' these spiders
I'm attracted to furries like how I'm attracted to creepers

[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]
Child porn is the only thing that gives me an erection
When it comes to little boys, I have an obsession
Me and Pasty, yeah, we got all the weapons
Anime feet is my only fetish
Baby sip the kids, then I take them back home
My mom keeps messagin' mе, like bitch stop blowin' up my phone
FBI at my door, am I fucked? Oh no
I just got a lap dancе in prison by a hobo
I love kissin’ dudes because I am homo
Anime girl on my face like it's sumo
Writin' this in a hotel, Trivago
Pass it around the whole block like hot potato

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]
In the mineshaft, lookin' for diamonds
I'm out here in the cave, lookin' for miners
Hard at night in the cave, fightin' these spiders
I'm attracted to furries like how I'm attracted to creepers, bitch

[Verse 2: Lil Pasty]
Ayy, fuckin' a spider (Spider), I put my pickaxe inside her (Ay, ay, ay)
I'm drinkin' piss mixed with cider (Yuh), my rhymes are shitty, not fire (Okay)
I got a small dick (Small dick), and a small pick (Small pick)
But don't run up on me, Pasty got the long stick (Brrrrah)
I got a small dick (Small dick, yeah), and a small pick (Small pick, gay)
Run up on me, you get fucked with my small dick
Pasty gay as fuck, I got a long list (I'm gay)
Of sus shit I'll do 'til I vomit
Okay, I'm jokin' (Gay), your dad, I got him chokin' (I'm gay)
I put him through the motion of the ocean, let them coastin'
I got twenty dollars to my name, I'm not jokin'
Pasty has a white friend who's left them but a token (Ha-ha-ha-ha), ha

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]
In the mineshaft, lookin' for diamonds
I'm out here in the cave, lookin' for miners
Hard at night in the cave, fightin' these spiders
I'm attracted to furries like how I'm attracted to creepers

[Verse 3: Lil Eggsoup & Pokimane]
It's kinda embarrassing how I have a small wiener
I don't like women, those dirty cleaners
I only like dudes that play with my Peter
Jerk off so much, ah my arms got weaker
Shout out Jesus, I'm never a sinner
I like BBC and kissing on-
(Nigga, you ain't funny)
(That's not true)
In the mineshaft, lookin' for diamonds and coal
I need my campfire built, it's really fucking cold
I'm not done with this meme shit, it never gets old
I just got my own slave, and bitch, now it's sold, uh (Ayy)
Ayy, yuh, yuh, yuh

[Outro: Lil Eggsoup]
In the mineshaft, lookin' for what?
Um, miners again (Uh)
Bitch I'm lookin' for miners, uh (Yuh)
Hard at night in the cave, fightin' these spiders
Uh (Yuh, okay)
It's fuckin' Eggsoup on the track, what can go wrong?
Man, honestly