Slick & Unused

I was young and weak and naïve back when I sold you out
And ever since I got caught I’ve sworn that you can trust me now
And I know what that sounds like, I’m sure you have your doubts
The itsy bitsy waifdoll learned from the waterspout

So curve around to camera city into the place where girls ask guys
And that’s where you’re gonna learn the dreams of the everyday housewife
Do we want to share the weight of cleaning kitchen knives?
Oh better yet, we can wait and discuss it when we die

And when I die and you’re dead too
In the afterlife we learned from Sunday school
I will finally tell the truth
And you’ll no longer be slick and unused

To all the girls in camera city and all the girls in the trailer park
And all the boys with the pickup trucks that never leave the parking lot
With the giant KC lights, you’re gonna have your day
When that all too mobile home finally starts and you drive away

And when I die and you’re dead too
In the afterlife we learned from Sunday school
I will finally tell the truth
And you’ll no longer be slick and unused