Dickpuncher III: The Dickening

If you've got a message and you want it to stick
Find that recipient and punch him in the dick
Punch him in the peen, this is Dickpuncher 3
It’s the Dickening!

If you're mad at a lawyer from Bogin Munns & Munns
Gotta punch that lawyer right in the vas deferens
Say it's from me, this is Dickpuncher 3
It’s the Dickening!

Give a knuckle sammich to his beef bayonet
Beat his tallywhacker senseless with an alto clarinet

Do you know somebody that really makes you mad?
Well, treat his baloney pony just like a punching bag
Hurt his family tree, this is Dickpuncher 3
It's the Dickening!
Punch him in the weenie, this is Dickpuncher 3
It's the Dickening!
This is Dickpuncher 3, it's full of vitamin C
It's the Dickening!