Free Bird

In case you haven’t heard I’m giving away a bird
I only got one but I’m telling you son
That I’m giving away a bird

Well I’m sick of cleaning out this cage and I was tempted to let it fly away
But one man’s pain can be another’s gain
You can take this bird home today

It’s totally free to the nth degree
I just need to breathe
Could you relieve my avian allergies?

I’m giving away a bird, a loving home is preferred
You don’t have to be rich, just fill his birdseed dish
And you got yourself a bird

It’s totally free, that’s my decree
I’ll say grazie
If you’ll just relieve my avian allergies

In case you guys ain’t heard, I’m giving away a bird
It’s totally free to take my parakeet
Yeah, I’m giving away a bird