Popular Music

Everybody in this sports bar knows the words to this song
It’s AC/DC; “You Shook Me All Night Long”
And all these girls become bi-curious after a couple drinks
They’re making out with people they’ll avoid for a few weeks

But lest you think that I’m stuck up, I like popular music
This song can’t be popular until you decide it is

Some clubs won’t do all ages, there’s only adults at the show
So I’m singing for drunk adults but what do adults know?
If you don’t like children, please just don’t have kids
But don’t tell them they can’t come and hear popular music

But lest you think that I’m stuck up, I like popular music
This song can’t be popular until you decide it is

This has all been nothing more than a soundcheck