Pee On the Christmas Tree

I like to pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree
Pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree
Pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree
Pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree

A little-known fact was discovered by me
And that's that the best way to have a great Christmas tree
Is to fill up that watering can with warm, yellow pee
Then watch the tree thrive, just wait and you'll see

I like to pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree
Pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree
Pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree
Pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree

It looks so good, and it smells just fine
'Cause the stink of the urine is covered up by the nice scent of the pine
Smells good

I like to pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree
Pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree
Pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree
Pee on the Christmas tree, pee on the Christmas tree

I like to pee on the Christmas tree
I like to pee on the Christmas tree
Pee on the tree