Halloween Poop Costume

On Halloween, I'm dressing up all in brown
And going trick-or-treatin' around this town
If people ask me what I am as I stand upon their stoop
The simple answer that I give will be, "I am poop"

Some kids dress as demons, others dressed as ghosts
But I'm dressing as the thing that scares people the most
Just think of how they check their shoes to be sure
When they notice the disgusting smell of dog manure

Poop causes fear, poop causes fright
I'd hate to wake up to find poop in my bed at night
I'll get M&M's, Milky Ways and Reese's Pieces
'Cause everyone will be so afraid of the kid dressed up as feces

On Halloween, I'm dressing all in brown
And going trick-or-treatin' around this town
If people ask me what I am as I stand upon their stoop
The simple answer that I give will be, "I am poop"

Poop, poop
A-poop, poop, poop, poop, p-poop, poop, poop, poop