Happy Mother’s Day (Thanks for Wiping My Bum, Mom)

On Mother's Day, Mom, I'm so grateful
For all of the things you've done
But most of all, Mom
Thanks for wiping my bum

Thanks for wiping my bum, Mom
Thanks for wiping my bum when I was young
Thanks for changing my poopy diaper
And putting it into a garbage bag
It must've smelled real bad, it must've made you gag

There must've been some nights, Mom
When the last thing you wanted to do
Was change my dirty diaper
And wipe away all that poo
That's why I'm so grateful today for you

When you'd come into my room
And change my diaper at night
Lots of times, I'd be squirmin' and a-fussin'
And puttin' up a fight
But I was just a little baby
I didn't know wrong from right
And that's why now, I say

Thanks for wiping my bum, Mom
Thanks for wiping my bum when I was young
Thanks for changing my poopy diaper
And putting it into a garbage bag
It must've smelled real bad, it must've made you gag

A-one more time, I say
Thanks for wiping my bum, Mom
Thanks for wiping my bum when I was young
I'm older now and I appreciate it
Heck, Mom, you're getting older too
When you get really old, I might end up wiping your poo for you

Talk about payback
Happy Mother's Day