One Day

[Grand High Witch]
The world is upside down
More children every year
You wipe out one, then look!
Ten more of them appear

This poison infestation
Simply can't go on
We need an antidote
To make them all be gone!

Every day I hear witches vine:
"One day our work will be through!"
But every day "one day" gets further away
So what are you going to do?!

Well what if I happened to say
That I have come up with a way
To make all you witches have "one day"
Today?!

Just like that
In one quick swish
All stinking children
Squirted and squished
Squashed and squittered
Frittered and fried
Rrrrubbed out
And squeakified

[Grand High Witch]
Yes just like that
[Melanie & A Few Witches]
Just like that
[Grand High Witch]
In one quick swish
[Melanie & A Few Witches]
One quick swish
[Grand High Witch]
All stinking children
Squirted and squished
[Melanie & A Few Witches]
Squirted and squished
Squashed and squittered
Frittered and fried
[Grand High Witch, Melanie, & A Few Witches]
Rrrrubbed out
And squeakified

[Grand High Witch]
I tell you our day has come!
We witches will rise!
It's time to change the world
Look into my eyes!
I tell you our one day is now!
[All]
Now!
[Grand High Witch]
I tell you our one day is now!
For witches our one day is now!

Remember how it was
Before the dawn of time?
Before these filthy children
Slithered from the slime?

No wigs! No gloves!
No shoes! No lies!
We frolicked in the sun!
Well I say that dream
Can be ours again!
Our days of hiding are done!

[Grand High Witch, Melanie, & A Few Witches]
Yes just like that
In one quick swish
All stinking children
Squirted and squished
Squashed and squittered
Frittered and fried
Rrrrubbed out
And squeakified
Yes just like that (just like that)
In one quick swish (one quick swish)
All stinking children (just like that)
Squirted and squished (squirted and squished)
Squashed and squittered (squashed, squittered)
Frittered and fried (frittered, fried)
Rrrrubbed out
And squeakified

[Grand High Witch]
One child a week
Is no good anymore!
We must vipe them out!
Squash them on the floor!
I tell you our one day is now!
[Witches]
Now!
[Grand High Witch]
I tell you our one day is now!
[Witches]
For witches our one day is now!

[Grand High Witch]
Knocking off children one by one
Is too slow, and antiquated
That magic is old, we'll never be done!
It's time that our ways were updated!

[Witches]
Just like that (and just like that)
In one quick swish (in one quick swish)
Just like that (all stinking children)
Squirted and squished (squirted and squished)
Squashed and squittered (just like that)
Frittered and fried (frittered, fried)
Rrrrubbed out
And squeakified
Just like that (just like that)
In one quick swish (one quick swish)
All stinking children (all stinking children)
Squirted and squished (squirted and squished)
Squashed and squittered (just like that)
Frittered and fried (frittered, fried)
Rrrrubbed out
And squeakified

[Grand High Witch]
In stink waves we've been drowning!
We suffered far too long!
The time of the witch is dawning!
The time for a brand new song!
Time we were finally free
From this dreadful, awful pong!
I tell you our one day is now!
[Witches]
Now!
[Grand High Witch]
I tell you our one day is now!
[All]
For witches our one day is now!
Now! Now!
Now! Now! Now! Now!
Now! Now! Now! Now!
Now! Now! Now! Now!
Now!