Bruno Sweet Bruno

[Bruno]
It’s like a super-power
What can I say?
All the ladies are sweet
On Bruno St John J

[Ladies]
Isn’t he precious?
Isn’t he sweet?
It’s Bruno!
[Bruno]
Bruno
[Ladies]
Isn't he perfect
From head down to feet?
It's Bruno!
[Bruno]
Bruno

[Ladies]
For all the single ladies and unhappy wives
Bruno puts a spark into our humdrum lives
It's Bruno!
[Bruno]
Bruno
[Ladies]
Bruno!

[Bruno]
The ladies bring me Haribo
The ladies bring me toffee
The ladies bring me Revels
Of all flavours ‘cept the coffee

The ladies bring me flapjacks
And gobs of marzipan
They be bringin' all the sugar
To their fancy little man

And who can blame them?
They can't resist
Charming little Bruno
Knows exactly how to twist
Them round my little finger
A wink and a zinger
So polite
So contrite
So well-bred
So well-fed!

[Ladies]
Isn’t he precious?
Isn’t he sweet?
It’s Bruno!
[Bruno]
Oh my duckling soft hair!
[Ladies]
Isn't he perfect
From head down to feet?
It's Bruno!
[Bruno]
And I've got dimples to spare!

[Ladies]
Bruno makes our little hearts
Hop, skip, and jump
He's the kind of kid who
Makes your ovaries thump
It's Bruno

[Bruno]
Bruno!
[Ladies]
Bruno!
[Bruno]
Bru-bru-bru-bru-no!
[Ladies]
Bruno!
[Bruno]
Bru-bru-bru-bru-bru-bru-bru-bru-
Bru-bru-bur-bur-bur-bur-bru-no!
Sugar rush!

Ply me with peardrops
And raspberry jellies
Cupcakes and traybakes
All up in my belly
For Bru-bru they go the extra mile
Cuz me and my ladies
Are sweet like Tate & Lyle!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...

Feed me the chocs!
Feed me all the treats!
I'm Bruno!
[Ladies & Kids]
Bruno!
I'm sunshine and catnip!
Now shower me with sweets!
I'm Bruno!
[Ladies & Kids]
Bruno!
[Bruno]
Call me poppet
Call me sweetheart
Call me buttercup!
[Ladies & Kids]
Oh my goodness gracious
Don't you wanna to eat him all up!

[Bruno]
Cuz when you're sweet on Bruno
Bruno's sweet on you!
[Ladies & Kids]
He's sweet on you
[Bruno]
Cuz when you're sweet on Bruno
Bruno's sweet on you!
Bru-bru is sweet on you!