Omigod You Guys

[MARGOT]
Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I got tears comin' out of my nose
Mad props! He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
'Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose

[SERENA]
Dear Elle, honey, mazel tov
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back and show it to me

[PILAR]
Four carats of princess cut
Are you psyched or what?
I just wish I could be there to see

[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
When he gets down on one knee

[DELTA NUS]
Oh my god, oh my god you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Oh my god you guys!
Oh my god, this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Oh my god you guys!

(spoken)
Oh my god!

[PILAR]
Okay, everybody sign?
Good, now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade

[SERENA]
Light candles in single file
Don't forget to smile
Lose the gum, Kate!
You look like the maid

[KATE, spoken]
Sorry!

[SERENA]
Now prepare to serenade

(spoken)
Shh!

[DELTA NUS]
Oh my god, oh my god you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize!

[SERENA, spoken]
Shh!

[DELTA NUS]
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one quali—

[SERENA, spoken]
Shh!

[DELTA NUS]
Oh my god!

[SERENA, spoken]
Guys, I'm serious!

[DELTA NU #1]
Elle and Warner were meant to be

[DELTA NU #2]
Not once ever has he hit on me

[KATE, spoken]
Shut up!

[MARGOT]
They're just like that couple from Titanic!
Only no one dies

[DELTA NUS]
Oh my god!

[KATE, spoken]
Two, three, four!

[DELTA NUS]
Daughter of Delta Nu
Soon to be fiancée
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard-earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still, in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man can supersede
Our sacred bond of sisterhood
Oh my god, oh my god you g—

[SERENA, spoken]
Guys, she's not here

[MARGOT, spoken]
Bruiser, where is Elle?

[Bruiser barks.]

[MARGOT, spoken]
She doesn't have an engagement outfit?

[Bruiser barks.]

[MARGOT, spoken]
She is totally freaking out?

[Bruiser barks.]

[MARGOT, spoken]
She's trapped in the old valley mill?

[Bruiser barks.]

[MARGOT, spoken]
Oh, whoops, sorry!
The Old Valley Mall?

[DELTA NUS]
Oh my god, guys, emergency!

[SERENA, spoken]
Don't take the freeway!

[A DELTA NU, spoken]
Hey, wait for me!

[DELTA NUS]
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize

[A DELTA NU, spoken]
Oh my god you guys!

[DELTA NUS]
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god

[ELLE, spoken]
It's almost there, but...

(sung)
This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Can't look like I'm desperate
Or like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So "bride" is more implied

[DELTA NU, spoken]
There she is!

[ELLE]
Oh my god, oh my god you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me, it's totally proposal eyes

(spoken)
Oh my god you guys!

(sung)
So help me dress for my fairytale
Can't wear something I bought on sale

[SERENA]
Love is like forever, this is no time to economize

[DELTA NUS]
Oh my god you guys!

[SHOPGIRL, spoken]
Blondes make commission so easy
Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in
It's perfect for a blonde

[ELLE, spoken]
Right, with a half-loop stitch on china silk?

[SHOPGIRL, spoken]
Uh-huh

[ELLE, spoken]
But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on china silk
It'll pucker
And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue

[DELTA NUS]
Oh my god, oh my god you guys

[ELLE, spoken]
I'm not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price

[DELTA NUS]
Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies

[ELLE, spoken]
It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde

(sung)
I may be in love, but I'm not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes

[MANAGER, spoken]
Oh my god!

(sung)
Elle Woods, sorry, our mistake
Courtney, take your break
Just ignore her, she hasn't been well
Try this! Latest from Milan
Go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientele
It's a gift from me to Elle

[ELLE]
Oh my god, oh my god you guys
This one's perfect, and it's just my size
See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
Oh my god!

[DELTA NUS]
Oh my god, oh my god you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
'Cause we love you guys

[ELLE, spoken]
No, I love you guys!

[DELTA NUS]
Oh my god!

[ELLE]
Oh my god!

[ELLE AND DELTA NUS]
Oh my god
You guys

(spoken)
Oh my god!