Love and War

[ Pilar ]
Girl, we need to have a chat

[ Serena ]
You cannot lose him to that

[ Margot ]
Both her hair and shoes are flat

[ Delta Nus ]
Get yourself back in the race now

[ Serena ]
Smile to make her understand that

[ Pilar ]
You are calm and in command then

[ Margot ]
Meet her gaze and shake her hand

[ Serena ]
And slap that smirk right off her face

[ Elle (spoken) ]
What?!

[ Delta Nus ]
You're the one who loves him more
All is fair in love and war

[ Pilar ]
Introduce her to the floor

[Delta Nus ]
All is fair in love and war

[ Margot ]
Smack her 'til your arm is sore

[ Delta Nus ]
All is fair in--

[ Elle ]
Girls, girls! Violence is never wise
And anyway, she's twice my size
And look into hеr cold dead eyes
Carеful she can smell your fear but
Surely with some effort, I can
Pry her fingers off my guy
First, why would he go near her, why?

[ Vivienne (spoken) ]
Maybe this will make things clear

(Vivienne kisses Warner.)

[ All ]
Ew!

[ Delta Nus ]
How much more can you endure
All is fair in love and war!

[ Pilar ]
I can't watch this anymore

[ Delta Nus ]
All is fair in love and war!
Don't just stare
It's love and war!

[ Margot ]
Ninja-kick her through a door

[ Delta Nus ]
Get in there it's love and war

[ Serena ]
Pull her hair and call her whore!

[ Delta Nus ]
All is far in--

[ Elle (spoken) ]
That's just rude!

[ Vivienne (spoken) ]
Is it? Well, then. We'll take it back to my room

[ Delta Nus ]
Ooh!

[ Margot ]
Hey Warner freeze

[ Delta Nus ]
Slam on the brakes

[ Pilar ]
Hey Warner, please

[ Delta Nus ]
Her pearls are fakes

[ Margot ]
Hey Warner, she's a bag of snakes

[ Serena ]
Look at her, are you drunk?

[ Delta Nus ]
Give us a chance

[ Margot ]
Look over here!

[ Pilar ]
Miss Smarty-pants knows how to sneer
But can she dance?

[ Delta Nus ]
Yeah, can she shake her junk?
Shake your junk
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, woo!

[ Elle (spoken) ]
Wait, how is this helping? This isn't helping! Junk shaking's not helpful! Girls, he's not even here! He left when we were shaking booty. Clearly, booty can't solve everything

[ Delta Nus ]
Yes it can, yes it can, take back your man!
Yes it can, yes it can, we like this plan!
Take back your man!

[ Pilar ]
Whose man?

[ Delta Nus ]
Your man!

[ Pilar ]
Whose man?

[ Delta Nus ]
Your man! Your man!

[ Elle (spoken) ]
Ten hut!

[ Elle ]
Now we're done with shaking butt so-
Yeah, I'm talking to myself, so what!?
Eyes on me and mouths are shut
'Cause I am not defeated yet, think!
Yes I'm fabulous and hot and
Everything that she is not and
That got me precisely squat!

[ Elle (spoken) ]
What about her don't I get?

[ Serena ]
She's a beast but she fits in

[ Elle ]
Right...

[ Margot ]
Maybe that's the way to win

[ Elle ]
Right!

[ Pilar ]
Be her shadow

[ Elle ]
Be her twin!

( Elle grabs her own hair. )

[ Delta Nus ]
Oh no!

[ Elle ]
Oh yes!

[ Delta Nus ]
No you can't!

[ Elle ]
Yes, I can! To the salon! I'm going brunette!

[ Delta Nus ]
No! Don't do something premature!

[ Elle ]
I don't care it's love and war

[ Leilani ]
How about a different manicure?

[ Elle ]
No, my hair, it's

[ Delta Nus ]
Love and war!

[ Elle ]
This will prove I love him more

[ Delta Nus ]
Some things aren't worth fighting for

[ Elle ]
All is fair in...

[ Delta Nus ]
Are you sure?

[ Elle ]
All is fair in...

[ Delta Nus ]
Are you sure?

[ Elle ]
All is fair in...

[ Delta Nus ]
Are you sure?

[ Elle (spoken) ]
Make me a brunette!

[ Delta Nus ]
Love and war!