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The Delta Nus try to convince Paulette of her self-worth by giving her a dance move to win over the hot UPS Guy, Kyle.
[SERENA]
Look at my ass, look at my thighs
I'm catnip to the guys
They chase my tail, they drool and pant
Wanna touch this, but they can't
[MARGOT/PILAR]
No!
[SERENA]
All the boys wanna come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me 'round all day?
Watch me while I walk away
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
I bend and snap
[SERENA]
Feel how hot it's getting
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Bend and snap
[SERENA]
Then when you got 'em sweating
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
[SERENA]
No tight end can defend
Against the bend and snap
[PAULETTE]
Oh, that's easy for you to say
[MARGOT]
And you!
Girl, if you wanna make the team
Fake some self-esteem
[PILAR]
The more you jump around and scream
The sexier you seem
[PAULETTE]
Sorry girls, that ain't how I play
This wouldn't work if I tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away
[MARGOT]
No, wait, before you walk away
Just
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Bend and snap
[PAULETTE]
Ow!
[MARGOT]
Look how good you're getting!
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Bend and snap
[PILAR]
I bet right now you're sweating
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
[SERENA]
So depend on your friend
Called the bend
[ELLE]
It's not the time to overthink
Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink
[CUSTOMER]
Excuse me, would you teach me that?
I'm tired of living alone with my cat
[ELLE]
Sure!
[HAIR DRESSER]
Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in The Laker Girls
[SERENA]
Look, do it and we'll go away
[PAULETTE]
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Beeeeeeeend
And snap!
[GUYS]
DAAAMN!
[PAULETTE]
Hey, wait a second
When I beckoned
Look how the guys came running
Like I'm
[GUYS]
Kickin'
[PAULETTE]
Finger
[GUYS]
Lickin'
[PAULETTE]
Like I'm freaking
[PAULETTE/GUYS]
Wicked stunning
[PAULETTE]
Will you bake me cake and pie?
[GUYS]
Yes
[PAULETTE]
And pay for stuff I buy?
[GUYS]
Yes
[PAULETTE]
And hold me when I cry?
[GUYS]
Yes
[PAULETTE/GUYS]
And I will tell you why
[ENSEMBLE]
Why?
[PAULETTE]
I'm too rocking to lock away
All the boys come and gawk away
Dropping jaws from a block away
Watching while I walk away
[GUYS]
Love to watch her walk away
[PAULETTE/ENSEMBLE]
Bend and snap
[PAULETTE]
Now look how hot it's getting
[ENSEMBLE]
Bend and snap
[PAULETTE]
I bet right now you're sweating
[ENSEMBLE]
Spring the trap, they cheer and clap
[PAULETTE]
I depend on my friend
[ENSEMBLE]
Go Paulette!
Go Paulette!
[PAULETTE]
I depend on my friend
[ENSEMBLE]
Go, go, go Paulette!
[PAULETTE]
I depend on my friend
Called
[PAULETTE/ENSEMBLE]
The bend and snap
[ENSEMBLE]
Bend and snap
[PAULETTE]
I'm gonna bend with style
I'm gonna get me some Kyle!
[KYLE]
Paulette, did I leave my stylus?
[ENSEMBLE]
Aaaaand snap!
[PAULETTE]
Oh, crap!
Bend and Snap was written by Nell Benjamin & Laurence O’Keefe.
Bend and Snap was produced by Nell Benjamin & Laurence O’Keefe & Kurt Deutsch & Joel Moss.
Annaleigh Ashford, Dequina Moore, Laura Bell Bundy, Legally Blonde Ensemble, Leslie Kritzner & Orfeh released Bend and Snap on Tue Jul 17 2007.