Bend and Snap

[SERENA]
Look at my ass, look at my thighs
I'm catnip to the guys
They chase my tail, they drool and pant
Wanna touch this, but they can't

[MARGOT/PILAR]
No!

[SERENA]
All the boys wanna come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me 'round all day?
Watch me while I walk away

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
I bend and snap

[SERENA]
Feel how hot it's getting

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Bend and snap

[SERENA]
Then when you got 'em sweating

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap

[SERENA]
No tight end can defend
Against the bend and snap

[PAULETTE]
Oh, that's easy for you to say

[MARGOT]
And you!
Girl, if you wanna make the team
Fake some self-esteem

[PILAR]
The more you jump around and scream
The sexier you seem

[PAULETTE]
Sorry girls, that ain't how I play
This wouldn't work if I tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away

[MARGOT]
No, wait, before you walk away
Just

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Bend and snap

[PAULETTE]
Ow!

[MARGOT]
Look how good you're getting!

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Bend and snap

[PILAR]
I bet right now you're sweating

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap

[SERENA]
So depend on your friend
Called the bend

[ELLE]
It's not the time to overthink
Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink

[CUSTOMER]
Excuse me, would you teach me that?
I'm tired of living alone with my cat

[ELLE]
Sure!

[HAIR DRESSER]
Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in The Laker Girls

[SERENA]
Look, do it and we'll go away

[PAULETTE]
Okay, okay, okay, okay!

[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Beeeeeeeend
And snap!

[GUYS]
DAAAMN!

[PAULETTE]
Hey, wait a second
When I beckoned
Look how the guys came running
Like I'm

[GUYS]
Kickin'

[PAULETTE]
Finger

[GUYS]
Lickin'

[PAULETTE]
Like I'm freaking

[PAULETTE/GUYS]
Wicked stunning

[PAULETTE]
Will you bake me cake and pie?

[GUYS]
Yes

[PAULETTE]
And pay for stuff I buy?

[GUYS]
Yes

[PAULETTE]
And hold me when I cry?

[GUYS]
Yes

[PAULETTE/GUYS]
And I will tell you why

[ENSEMBLE]
Why?

[PAULETTE]
I'm too rocking to lock away
All the boys come and gawk away
Dropping jaws from a block away
Watching while I walk away

[GUYS]
Love to watch her walk away

[PAULETTE/ENSEMBLE]
Bend and snap

[PAULETTE]
Now look how hot it's getting

[ENSEMBLE]
Bend and snap

[PAULETTE]
I bet right now you're sweating

[ENSEMBLE]
Spring the trap, they cheer and clap

[PAULETTE]
I depend on my friend

[ENSEMBLE]
Go Paulette!
Go Paulette!

[PAULETTE]
I depend on my friend

[ENSEMBLE]
Go, go, go Paulette!

[PAULETTE]
I depend on my friend
Called

[PAULETTE/ENSEMBLE]
The bend and snap

[ENSEMBLE]
Bend and snap

[PAULETTE]
I'm gonna bend with style
I'm gonna get me some Kyle!

[KYLE]
Paulette, did I leave my stylus?

[ENSEMBLE]
Aaaaand snap!

[PAULETTE]
Oh, crap!