Music and Movement

[Verse 1]
Its bad enough at school without the wireless
We 'ave it nearly every afternoon
It's summink called music and movement
Where you run about to a tune

[Verse 2]
I wouldn't mind if it was cops and robbers
But the lady tells you what you 'ave to be
But I'm only a mixed infant
So it isn't up to me

[Chorus 1]
And now we're in the 'all with the wireless on
With this woman saying what we 'ave to do
Be as tall as an 'ouse
Be as tiny as a mouse
I'm knackered and it's only half past two

[Verse 3]
It's been an 'orrible day at school so far
Me best friend didn't come
And I got demoted from milk monitor
'Cos they heard me saying 'bum'

[Verse 4]
And then I got in trouble in the playground
Had the slipper twice off Mrs Stock
'Cos Linda Morris tried to kiss me
And I put me welly down her frock

[Chorus 2]
And now we're in the 'all with the wireless on
Going on and on, we 'aven't had a rest
Pretend the day is sunny
Or a funny little bunny
'Ave you ever seen a rabbit in a vest?

[Verse 5]
I'm making this Christmas tree out of lolly sticks
To take 'ome to my mum
Burrits gone all crumply and sticky
'Cos I'm not very good with gum

[Verse 6]
There's shepherd's pie and cabbage for dinner
And it wasn't even hot
Spotted dick and custard
Or dick and not a lot of spot

[Chorus 3]
And now we're in the 'all with the wireless on
Our teacher's joining in, she's gone all red
She's the moon and we're the sea
There's a big scab on me knee
I'll save it for tonight when I'm in bed