[Verse 1]
Ok
The secret to freestyling
Is to just well be wild and
Know that anything you say is really okay
Because you can pause it and rewind that's great
And you can even flip it around
And go fast forwarding straight through town
With a middle finger up
And a middle finger up
And a middle toe up
And uh
What the fuck
[Verse 2]
I don't know
But that would be really cool
I'd have both arms out of the windows
And my leg hanging out the other
And that would mean
Whoa
Oh brother
[Verse 3]
I think that I would be stretched out all over the place
Because that would take three windows
Yay
And I can't believe that I could stretch through all three
Wеll, fuck
Put my head out the sunroof
And ye
Oh
That's what thе kids say
To say that everything sounds great
Yay
And what I mean by "yay"
Is "well, yeah"
Without the "ah"
And whoa
That's not an Auction House
Like World of Warcraft
[Verse 4]
Then I sold my ass crack on that shit
For like 37 gold
And
Well
I put the price up, yo
And because there were about seventeen other ass cracks
And I jacked off to them
And I really thought it was cool
Because I just kept running through that rhyme
[Verse 5]
Wow, I'm a fool
God damn it
And I think that I'm just gonna slam it on a hammock
Full of manic kittens
[Verse 6]
And why there would be manic kittens
I dunno
But I think that I just need to show
The world that they would meow really weird
And
They'd be like "Meeeeeeeeewwww!"
[Verse 7]
I fear that didn't sound cool
But that's okay
Because I already know that I am the greatest man that ever was
The greatest man that ever came to you from
4-2-5
That is me
And I think that this is just hypocrisy
Because I say that I can rap
But I can't
And you know what
Sometimes I say I can't
And I can
So, I don't really understand why I am bringing it to you
From this guy
In the North Lynnwood sector that I'm in
Was it Q or R
Where do it begin
[Verse 8]
I don't know
That's part of my book
It's true
How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room
And if you read it
You might understand more about me
And that's just why I know that I am here
To show you that I am a just a really fun guy
That can rhyme some of the times
And other times I pause and stutter
And that's alright
Because I know that confidence is fleeting
Sometimes it's there
And other times I'm bleating
Like a sheep
And I didn't say "bleeding"
No, I said "bleating" with a "T"
Yo
Yo
Yo
[Verse 9]
Because I don't have to be gory
I don't
I don't have to be rated "M"
No
No
No
I can just be "E"
And that is "Me"
For "Everyone"
Can't you fuckin' see
Now this is cool
And I'm really in the zone now
I'm not thinking
But I think somehow
I might be a cow
And this could be Moo Number 3
And you know what
Are you following me
[Verse 10]
Okay
Yeah you are
And that's why we're still driving a car out into the outer atmosphere
Oh my God
I fucking fear
That I'm absurd again
And this is really just weird
And that's okay
Because I don't fear
That I can be the best that I can
Well
Pass every single fucking test
And that means that I'll live in the moment
It's true
And I know
That I'll live it with you
And I know
That I'm listening to the metronome
Inside of my dome
And yes I'm Home
But I'd better stop it now
Because the song is stopping
[Outro]
And well
That means that I'm still rocking
Because I flippity flipped this shit
All over the fuckin' place
Where's my dick?
Moo Three was written by Aaron Kyle Andresen.