Hail Fuzzknob, Sheep King of Infinite Fury

[Opening]

Ahhh
Ye-ee-ya-ee-ya-ee-ya-ee-yaaaaaaa
Ye-ee-ya-ee-ya-ee-ya-ee-yaaaaaaa
Ye-ee-ya-ee-ya-ee-ya-ee-yaaaaaaa
Ye-ee-ya-ee-ya-ee-ya-ee-yaaaaaaa
Yeah

[Verse 1]

Om-ass
I will burn the sheepskin on my sheepkin
I am the Sheeptilian Kingpin
Let the thoughts seep in
As we reprogram the master message to which you're leechin'
Ecchi ecchi ecchi
Each in formation
This is the generation of one multiversinal nation
Together we'll reap
But still, I'll sow
Like a Kryvorkian bug that was shoved up an earth pug's butthole
Still pinned in
Din, din
Duh, duh, duh, din

[Verse 2]

There it sat in all of its glory
A short story
An abridged note
No blood, but still gory
Burned via laser into a mechanically-fashioned blazer
Holding a scribed piece of parchment paper
Attached to the rollerblade of a bipedal anamorphic cat
That was still smoldering from re-entry into the planet's
Atmosphere
Atmosphere
I fear that I've lost my mind, but this shit is fucking amazing
And that's because I'm fucking crazy
And I love every single second of this shit
Because you know what, well, I made it

[Verse 3]

There it sat in all its glory
Nope, turn it back, Zo'ree
Time is a little forward this time
And I mean
Back and behind the rhyme of the last line
"He Found Love in the Padded Room"
Is the epigraph they placed on his tomb
Before tying the whole damn thing to a rocket-powered titanium-alloyed balloon
And lifting it with the rest of the cosmic pigs
To impending doom
A second tune, to which you're listening to
Dee, uh
Bee, uh
Space Baboons
Baboons (x3)
Going Baboom
Baboom (x2)
And this begins the canonical beginnings of the Aaronic Gospel
A spiritual Christ-inspired work of multiversinal truth
As interpreted and divined by Fuzzknob the Untrustable Sheep King of Infinite Fury and Scholar of the First Sins of Shanoia

[Verse 4]

Yo, listen (Chortle)
By reading this work of art
And by reading we mean hearing
Listening
Seeing
You hereby sell your soul to Fuzzknob and forfeit all spiritual and physical assets
Including emotional strength
Power, will and mind
And independent thought through time
To one Aaron Kyle Andresen of Earth
Norn Lynnwood, 2016
Aaron Kyle Andresen, also known as Fuzzknob the Untrustable
Doing business as The Angel of Saletum
Also known as The Company
Here, bitractually retracts your cosmic right to make choices
And hereby revokes your freewill
As such, you are now and forever bound to the mind-thoughts
Outlined in the Annals of the Aaronoic
The Aaronoic Gospel has subsequently and forevermore become your truth
The universal truth of highest contract

[Close]

AK Andresen Enterprise Publishing is hustling
Stealing your souls
And you don't even know
(Chortle)