Monika

[Intro]
Jeff, what the fuck are you hiding at me, Jeff?
Uh, uh, uh
Fuckin' hate my life, guys
I'm gonna kill myself soon
You should probably be alarmed (They-They-They)
They call me Jeff, yes it's true (I'm in danger)
Now tell me who the fuck is- (Drunk at)

[Chorus]
Drunk at 8 AM, I don't like to be sober (Nah)
Purple, green, and brown help me when I'm blue like Grover (Blue)
Bitch I'm-Bitch I'm candle lit, feel just like Hanukkah
Okie dokie, delete my problems just like Monika
Drunk at 8 AM, I don't likе to be sober
Purple, green, and brown hеlp me when I'm blue like Grover
Bitch I'm candle lit, feel just like Hanukkah
Okie dokie, delete my problems just like Monika

[Verse 1]
Well aware that I'm the cause of all of my trauma (Yeah)
My world in black and white, damn I feel like Obama
Everything I do just leads to more drama (Yep)
My brain in sicko mode, blowin' up like Mo Bamba (Bamba)
This is all my fault, and it's fuckin' evident (My fault, my fault)
Askin' you to save me like I'm Evanescence (Please help, please help)
My life question mark, feel like triple X (Ayy)
Opposite of Chrisley, I don't know what's fuckin' best
My system full of fucking green, damn I feel like Shrek (Get out my swamp)
When I fuckin' talk, you smell the liquor on my breath
Movin' just like zombie, damn I feel like Geth
On my emo swag, all black when I get dressed (Drunk at-Drunk at)

[Chorus]
Drunk at 8 AM, I don't like to be sober (Nah)
Purple, green, and brown help me when I'm blue like Grover (They help me)
Bitch I'm candle lit, feel just like Hanukkah (Like what, like who?)
Okie dokie, delete my problems just like Monika
Drunk at 8 AM, I don't like to be sober (Nope)
Purple, green, and brown help me when I'm blue like Grover
Bitch I'm-Bitch I'm candle lit, feel just like Hanukkah
Okie dokie, delete my problems just like Monika (Yuh)

[Verse 2]
All I do is smoke, drink, sleep, beat my meat
Bitch I don't even fuckin' eat, no
Everything bores me, I don't even watch TV
I just wanna stay inside, like the sun don't fuck with me
Bitch I'm stayin' in my pod like a muhfuckin' pea, wait (Like a muhfuckin' what?)
Gettin' out the bed is a goddamn chore
Black cloud above my head, with the lightning like Thor, wait (Thor)
Goddamn cats scratchin' at my fucking door
But they're the only ones here, so their meows bring me joy (Meow)
It's sad nigga hours, you can check the fucking clock (Tick tock)
Once I start drinkin', it's hard for me to stop
My only friends are purp and green, Barney and Baby Bop
So my eyes are always closed, niggas say I look like Brock
Excessive weed and liquor, only thing on my agenda
All I eat is edibles, tell me what the fuck is dinner?
My mom is in the sky, I just wanna be wit her
So fuck this game of life, I guess I am a rage quitter (Bye)

[Chorus]
Drunk at 8 AM, I don't like to be sober (Nah)
Purple, green, and brown help me when I'm blue like Grover
Bitch I'm candle lit, feel just like Hanukkah
Okie dokie, delete my problems just like Monika
Drunk at 8 AM, I don't like to be sober
Purple, green, and brown help me when I'm blue like Grover
Bitch I'm-Bitch I'm candle lit, feel just like Hanukkah
Okie dokie, delete my problems just like Monika

[Outro]
Just Monika
Ran outta breath