Michelangelo

[Live Intro]
This one is kind of a love song
And, uh, well, it's a country song
I don't know, is anybody out there into country?
Oh, okay, cool
Neither am I, but, uh, it's like a-
Ah, just kidding- nah, it's alright

[Michelangelo]
Uhm, Michelangelo apparently once said
That if people knew how hard that he worked on his art
Then they wouldn't call him a genius
And I think with me it's kinda the opposite, you know?
I think that if people knew how little I worked on this stuff
I don't think they would say that I suck, you know?
Uhm, this is a song that I wrote, uh, for the girl that I was seeing
For like a three-month period and, uh, we eventually had to end it
'Cause her period was lasting way too damn long
Joking about that, but, uh-