Love Song

I know you're the girl on TV
But I can't see why you're not with me
I know we'll be together soon
We will spend our life together
I'll be with you now and forever
Although you have three names, not two

I Know What You Did Last Summer
So would you ever date drummer?
The two of us could write a song
I will show you how to skateboard
You'll talk to me and I will be bored
I'm sure we'll really get along

Don't tempt fate, Well I can't hardly wait
Cuz Jenny Love Hewitt, you will be mine
It may take some luck, it may take some time
You might get wrinkled and you might get old
But I'll be there when your tits explode
I swear there's nothing wrong with me
I'm not a drunk-ass like Bailey
Can't you see your destiny?
It's I love love and love loves me for real

I saw you in a video for that crap boy band LFO
Of course you'll be in all of ours
Tara Reid is pretty hot and Carson knew he lost a lot
You're a better catch by far

Don't tempt fate, Well I can't hardly wait
Cuz Jenny Love Hewitt, you will be mine
It may take some luck, it may take some time
You might get wrinkled and you might get old
But I'll be there when your tits explode
I swear there's nothing wrong with me
I'm not a drunk-ass like Bailey
Can't you see your destiny?
It's I love love and love loves me for real

LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!, etc

You would have the Time of Your Life
If you wanted to live as my wife
You know you'd get the best of me
But if you think it wouldn't work
If you think I'm dumb and I'm a jerk
I'd call up your good friend, Lacy

Cuz Jenny Love Hewitt, you will be mine
It may take some luck, it may take some time
You might get wrinkled and you might get old
But I'll be there when your tits explode
I swear there's nothing wrong with me
I'm not a drunk-ass like Bailey
Can't you see your destiny?
It's I love love and love loves me for real
For real