Human Rabies Project

I think that she's so cool, but she thinks that I'm lame
And ever since she found this out it's always been the same
She laughs at all my dumb jokes and she'll sit down next to me
But there's no hope because I know that this will never be

I know that the harder I try, she gets more creeped out by me
Maybe another girl will come my way
But not today

I need to change myself
Improve my physical health
Go down to the gym and workout
I need to make a change
Get my life rearranged
I need to find out what I'm all about

I went and got my haircut and I shaved off my beard
I got my acne all cleared up and stopped acting so weird
Now she really wants me, but she never will be mine
Because now that I'm so damn pretty she doesn't look so fine

I know that it's not cool to judge people by what you see
Maybe I'll date an ugly girl someday
But not today!
But not today!